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Interests Zone => ☕︎ ∙ Fun & Forum Games => Topic started by: Neonriser on May 11, 2022, 03:24:33 am
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I’ll start here:
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500 years ago, a meteorite shook Elf City, spreading a mysterious chemical across the land. As a result, talking dogs ruled the city.
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But because of the dog's increased brain size it wasn't that hard to become a threat to the dogs which forced most of the population to flee from the city. However, some people stayed.
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Over time the dogs’ brains evolved by developing wrinkles. The dogs also developed opposable thumbs, which those with raisin-like brains are skilled at using.
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But suddenly the worlds largest cow burst up from the ground and said "Moooooooo worship me!", the cow then started singing the worst possible version of "Who let the dogs out" until half the city died of cringe related illnesses and they other half dedicated themselves to gathering grains and fine flowers to feed the gigantic cow who would only stop singing when their mouth was full :drat:
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The cow continued to rule the city until a buff man by the name of "godden" who lived quite near the city decided to come and make the cow shut the hell up. Later He eventually found the cow, at first he was nice and asked politely to stop being loud with a par of noise canceling headphones in his hands just in case.