Granted. Congratulation, you received absolutely nothing corruptly. Or at all, really. Since I feel bad for you, I'm willing to grant you another wish (previous wish does not apply).

I wish the dishes would wash themselves.

It's pretty terrible, actually! Lately, the easiest thing for me to do when I get thirsty is (instead of grabbing a cup and filling it with water, or getting one very available water bottle) is get out a large container of vanilla ice-cream, with a top that's very hard to open mind you, and use a flabby spoon to scoop out about a pint (i may be exaggerating the amount) into a cup. Then I get a pepsi from a crate and wash the can (because one of the pepsis spilled once and we never cleaned it up, so we just live with it like animals until the crate's empty enough to wash out). I put the ice-cream container back in the fridge, dry the can with a paper towel I'm gonna need later anyway, and sit at the table with the cup of ice-cream and spoon and can. Then I pour the pepsi in bit by bit so as to not let the foam drip out and spend the next few moments doing this until both the soda and the ice-cream are gone. Now I have to wash the cup and spoon as well.

It's an EVENT. I could have just gotten a water, instead I am having dessert! I have not had solo water in several days.

I am also an avid tea drinker and have had plenty of green and lot's of coffee or cinnamon water on the side, but even if I drink unsweet tea for the rest of my life, it will never offset the 12-packs of pepsi and 5 gallon ice-cream tub I've ingested.

On the bright side, it's the holidays, which means traditional mixed fruit punch in my house. The warm sweet apple and sugar cane will surely negate the cold and unfeeling vanilla in my veins.