I would create my own city, ban all cars from it, give everyone free apartments, healthcare, and public transportation. I would also plant a bunch of trees and plants so that the city would practically be one big park to the point that the city looks "abandoned" but at the same time not so much, kinda hard to explain what the city would actually look like.

Would anyone like to be in my big park city?

You could go even further and make it a micronation. Do that and I'm definitely on board!

There is this theme song that I have had stuck in my head for decades. I remember clearly how it goes. It’s hard to explain through text, but I remember it heavily featured a bass guitar and at some point in the song, you hear voices go “Do do do dooo… do do do do dooo, do do dooo do do do do do do do”, and then loops back. Maybe once I get good enough at playing bass, and learn what each cord is called, I can recreate the beat and upload it somewhere.

I think it was from an obscure Cartoon Network show, possibly in the early 2000s. There is this one I’m trying to look for that might be it, but I barely remember any details. Only stuff like it featured some super hero kid, and a talking dog, which doesn’t exactly narrow things down much. I think they lived in cone houses? I might be misremembering that.

In terms of actual lost media I want to see. I want to see all of the cancelled Nuon games surface and be playable. The Nuon was such a catastrophic failure that there are like thrice as many cancelled games as ones that were released, and I’m willing to bet nobody here has even heard of the system. There were a bunch if ports from PS1 and Dreamcast games that were planned for it, and some even have screenshots!

directv game lounge, because i REMEMBER experiencing this as a kid and its still SUCH a cool concept to me and i want to experience it again. it was basically a channel exclusive to directv satellite service where you could play games with your remote that you had to pay money for, or just play like free demos of the game. it was so neat to see games on the tv i was playing with a remote that wasnt connected to my xbox or wii. its such a cool concept and i wish they kept it going, i know it was because of smartphone and web games getting popular so it wasnt profitable but dammit i would still pay for that TODAY if i could

Oh wow, I remember we had something like that as well! You could play breakout or pong whole watching Cartoon Network. It was wild how they were able to do that!

I can do a handstand underwater, does that count?

I’d start a company that focuses on remaking old technologies that have been discontinued, like laserdiscs, VCRs (They still make tapes, but not players), CRTs, and other stuff!

I’d also put a lot of money into the Scottish Independence campaign in the event of another vote so we’d finally be free.

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I actually regularly email friends, family and people I work with. I have a personal email where I do this, and another for the spam you get from websites you register for and email activations, etc.

I use DeltaChat which makes it resemble an IM conversation!

I recently learned that the guy who played Victor in Highlander (Clancy Brown) also voices Mr. Krabs in Spongebob. It's crazy how voice actors can sound nothing like themselves and play an entirely different character!

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Its funny how contrarian life can be; in Ireland Gaelic is taught in every school and is very heavily encouraged (schools teaching exclusively in Irish get far more funding); but I can guaranteed that every school kid hates having to learn it and wishes it was not on the curriculum

I heard about that. It seems like Ireland is taking all the right steps from what I can see, but people are resisting.
There have been other ex-UK countries that managed to get their native language replacing English. Most notably Malta. Before their independence, English was the most spoken language there, but now Maltese has taken over. Perhaps it's worth seeing how they achieved it.

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I wish schools in my country taught our languages, Scots and Scottish Gaelic. For political reasons that's best not to get into, only English is taught and using Scots is actively discouraged, and seen as the language of nobodies and lowlives...

Ah shoot, someone beat me to the last one! I'm so sorry!

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