Untrue Facts

[Melooon]

I would like a place to share facts that are not true 


Fact 1: Ideas are stored in your teeth and dentists are always trying to steal peoples ideas! The only reason you don't notice is because when you have a tooth removed you forget the thing it stored 

Fact 2: In Roman times Carrot racing was a serious sport! Carrots would be lined up and people would watch them for hours to see which carrot was the fastest 

Fact 3: Morris dancers are a serious issue in the UK, people have to hide in there houses while hoards of Morris dancers roam in the streets 

[e-]

Most people don't know that the earth's volcanos were actually built by an ancient species of hyperintelligent wildebeests as geothermal powerplants to provide heat and electricity for their global society. This was approximately 16 million years ago. When the wildebeest became spacefairing they immediately removed all traces of their habitation except the power generators wich were too big to dismantle. It is unknown why they did this. There is solid evidence to suggest to this day our volcanos can still be remotely activated and that the wild space wildebeests are planning to hold humanity hostage as leverage to tie the hands of the league of galaxies so they can tunnel illegal wormholes to the dark realm and make war on the Epocrofells who instigated the Big Bang and no one believes me but I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS and if we stop all this petty infighting and solicit the support of enough local type 3 civilizations we may overt our own doom as well as a cruel and smelly occupation of the entire local group!!!!

[lakes]

• Media piracy actually involves finding a buried treasure chest of lost media before it can finally be uploaded to your favorite site.
• Dentists feed your ideas/teeth to moths. So they can grow stronger by the day without the need for clothes.
• The ocean stores your dreams after you wake up, but no one knows because they're at the bottom of the ocean.

[littlelum]

This statement is false.

[MrsMoe]

Did you know that dinosaurs had big ears but everyone forgot because dinosaur ears don't have bones?

:P

[Dan Q]

Did you know that sharks can smell a drop of blood in the water from miles away?

And that Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.

Also: it's dangerous to go swimming shortly after eating because your blood will be concentrated around your stomach and not available to your muscles, which increases the risk of cramp.

(Am I doing this right? )

[Noah_S]

Did you know that sharks can smell a drop of blood in the water from miles away?

And that Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.

Also: it's dangerous to go swimming shortly after eating because your blood will be concentrated around your stomach and not available to your muscles, which increases the risk of cramp.

(Am I doing this right? )

No, you are not.

Nothing existed before the dinosaurs

[rnottelovesowls]

you want some untrue facts? why don't we ask our good friend yamazaki?

...okay, i'll provide some, too:

• dinosaurs were stupid and had no feathers
• every animal on earth evolved from birds and frogs
• the earth is flat

[Squidiottt]

average person eats 3 spiders a year

in sweden, anything written on trees is considered a reliable source of information

[Maddy!]

Gender is just an arbitrary idea made up by Big Toilet to sell more toilets!!
Everyone knows this, right?

[IndigoGolem]

• While the officially stated shelf life of Twinkies is only 60 days, clay vessels containing still-edible Twinkies have been found in ancient Egyptian tombs.
• In the state of Wyoming, it is illegal for women to skydive on Sundays.
• Caesar salad was not invented by the Roman dictator Gaius Julius Caesar. It was actually invented just after Caesar's death, and named in his honor.
• The radiation from an X-ray is only mildly effective at cooking food as compared to a microwave oven despite being more powerful, because microwave ovens are tuned to the resonant frequency of water molecules in food while X-rays are typically tuned to the resonant frequency of bone.
• Historical vikings did not wear horned helmets. This idea actually comes from Richard Wagner's operas, Wagner having decided that horned helmets were more impressive on stage than historical winged helmets.
• "Avatar (2009) was seen by hundreds of millions of people" factoid actually just a statistical error. average person has never seen Avatar (2009). Cameron Georg, who lives in an abandoned cinema and watches Avatar (2009) over 800 times each year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

-Sage

[Xyphien]

Every single fact on this post is 100% accurate. I've researched them to verify and everything. I have proof, and it is in fact in the pudding.

[lakes]

actually there is ONE fact is not a fact in here
it is....
the wizard lizard

[oro_junestar]

Fact 1: The reason the sky is blue is because it's feeling very sad. The rain is its tears. If we all start saying kind things to the sky, it'll cheer up and turn a pleasant yellow.
Fact 2: You should always do everything your cat tells you to because kitty knows best. Kitty is very wise.
Fact 3: Fortnite is based on a real life story where 100 people were stranded in the wilderness for 14 days. Only one man named Jonesy survived, and upon the rescue team's arrival, the first words he said to them were "#1 epic victory royale".