Corrupt a wish!

[ZoranaDragon]

GRANTED! You also summon a rain of bass (the fish) every time you play the bass (guitar).


I wish for the ability to fly.

[lakes]

granted but you take someone flying and they fall down
i wish i wasn't having hard drive issues

[AY38910]

Granted. Now you have CPU issues.
I wish I had a million bucks

[zj]

Granted. You now have a million deer bucks. The ecosystem is in shambles. I hope you're happy.

I wish my cat could understand me when I speak to him!

[Squidiottt]

granted, your cat is the *only* one who understands you

i wish to see the downfall of generative ai

[lakes]

granted but with it comes tiktok videos mourning "this is the future they took from us"
i wasn't so tired in the morning

[RNotteLovesOwls]

granted  now you’re tired anytime except morning

i wish i could drink as much caffeine as i want without any ill effects

[ZoranaDragon]

Granted, unfortunately this means you can only drink pure caffeine.

I wish I was better at drawing.

[Cobra!]

Granted. You're only marginally better at drawing.

I wish I had one of every games console ever made.

[lakes]

granted but they are broken
i wish my new hard drive would arrive soon

[Squidiottt]

granted, it is delivered instantly by teleportation, however since teleportation technology is still new and experimental so the hard drive ends up 300 meters above your house, its now in freefall and will probably break your roof and itself..

i wish i was a cat :3

[AY38910]

Granted. You *were* a house cat, but you got abandoned and got ran over by a truck somewhere in a road
I wish people IRL wouldn't laugh at me for having picked a "nerdy" subject to study.

[lakes]

granted but now everyone knows just as much about it as you. so you can neither infodump nor learn more about it
i wish my cat would take her medicine