ban the user above you for something!

[HisVirusness]

Banned for unwarranted bans.

[oldmurray34]

Banned for ban policing without a license

Also banned lakes, who is going to ban me on Jan 25th, so he can't ban me back

[lakes]

banned for every reason, even the impossible ones

[oldmurray34]

banned through the power of quantum entanglement: banned you by transporting my consciousness into the past, so I can preemptively ban you before you can ban me

[HisVirusness]

Banned for unauthorized temporal displacement.

[SweetBasilSeedBomb]

i cast banned spell for reason of no awesome emojis......... 

[lakes]

banned for using banned spells and awesome emojis

[AY38910]

Banned because I accidentally dropped the banhammer on you. Sorry.

[oldmurray34]

Banned for not keeping banning tools in the shed