Corrupt a wish!

[lakes]

granted but you cant choose what you shapeshift into & it happens at inconvenient times
i wish i never had gas

[candycanearter07]

granted, have fun taking public transportation ;)
i wish i was cool

[lakes]

granted but you're only cool to the worst people & always feel a bit too cold
i wish i knew how to socialize

[AY38910]

Granted, except that it only applies to your least favorite animal.
I wish I was a synth and not a PSG

[juanp32]

granted. except that youre specifically a speech synth from the 80s.
i wish for world peace

[lakes]

granted but for that world peace, everyone dies
i wish i wasn't bad at interacting with people

[RNotteLovesOwls]

granted  but now, everything you say will be interspersed with profanities

i wish i knew how to carry and play the double bass

[lakes]

granted but you're too tired after carrying the double bass to even play it
i wish i had the energy to make my bed

[w8n8]

Granted, but your pillow will be too warm to sleep in.
I wish I had a garden of fruits and veggies.