Corrupt a wish!

[candycanearter07]

granted but ace is interpreted as its blackjack value and you get 11%

i wish people liked me

[RNotteLovesOwls]

granted but now you have a burning hatred for humans

i wish healthy food was cheaper than unhealthy food

[snufkin]

granted! but due to a narrow definition of "healthy," sugar-rich fruits are deemed unhealthy, and now a single grape cost half a month's income.

i wish i could be in the mountain wilderness every day