Corrupt a wish!

[ZoranaDragon]

GRANTED! You also summon a rain of bass (the fish) every time you play the bass (guitar).


I wish for the ability to fly.

[lakes]

granted but you take someone flying and they fall down
i wish i wasn't having hard drive issues

[AY38910]

Granted. Now you have CPU issues.
I wish I had a million bucks

[zj]

Granted. You now have a million deer bucks. The ecosystem is in shambles. I hope you're happy.

I wish my cat could understand me when I speak to him!

[Squidiottt]

granted, your cat is the *only* one who understands you

i wish to see the downfall of generative ai

[lakes]

granted but with it comes tiktok videos mourning "this is the future they took from us"
i wasn't so tired in the morning

[RNotteLovesOwls]

granted  now you’re tired anytime except morning

i wish i could drink as much caffeine as i want without any ill effects

[ZoranaDragon]

Granted, unfortunately this means you can only drink pure caffeine.

I wish I was better at drawing.