If you had the ability to eat anything, what would be your new favorite food?

[SilkSkull]

I'd have to agree with any 90s CGI material, but my own thought has to be the sheets of metal you find that make the fun wobbly noises, I just know they'd crunch and be crisp

[Guest]

I think pinecones are already edible but I would like the assurance of such a spell before biting one.

[Baseplate]

Orbees. 

[Guest]

Every single inedible mushroom. I love the edible ones, I wanna taste the inedible ones too! 

[impey]

HAND SANITIZER!!! kinds with pretty scents or colors especially... but the bubbles in many of them alone just look so crisp and delicious. other fun slimy things like soap, orbeez, or just plain old "slime" like you buy at a gift shop might be good too :3

[myleszey]

I've always been mesmerized by the texture of bags of powdered sugar, and there are plenty of products made of plastic that emulate that kind of squishy feeling. Stress balls come to mind. I'd eat plastic bags and stress balls if I could. I don't like to throw things out so edible packaging sounds great to me!

[Mo/Otto]

I'd probably eat plates and snack bags, along with the rest of the food on/in them. I don't think they'd be particularly tasty, but I think if I'm the only one who can eat everything in this scenario, it'd be a fun party trick.

[MrsMoe]

I feel like DND dice could potentially be the best candy in the world and I'm REALLY surprised that more people haven't capitalized on making edible dice.

[Icey!]

I feel like DND dice could potentially be the best candy in the world and I'm REALLY surprised that more people haven't capitalized on making edible dice.

I second this

[Swiftpaw]

I was just talking about this with my system actually. It would magnets

[soft-star]

Creamy bar soaps, fabric softener, geodes, glaciers, really thick wet red clay

[larvapuppy]

I want to try eating shaving cream, clouds, and marbles!! 

[CATBYTE]

external hard drives 

[Icey!]

The new Patreon logo 



Yummy nuggs

[Capybara]

Rocks.


<- This one looks like it tastes like citrus.