Corrupt a wish!

[cuplike]

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 i wish for $10,000,000

[Didsy]

Granted, but it's locked in a secret bank account in the UK. The account is locked behind a £10,000 pay limit. Please send me £10,000 and your bank details and can unlock the account and sent you your money.

I wish for some darn peace and quiet.

[Snow]

Granted, but every hour you are forced to listen to harsh noise wall for one minute.

I wish I could change my hairstyle and hair colour instantaneously on command.

[cuplike]

granted, buy you'll experience total and irreversible hairloss in a timeframe between 6 months and 66 years


i wish for a cookie!

[Icey!]

granted, but the cookie is very old and has spider webs on it.

I wish for a random wish

[weebleweep]

You get a random wish, but that random wish is one of the most common wishes, wealth.

I wish to be in a comedy high school anime.