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« on: March 20, 2023 @622.28 »

You can pick your friends
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But you can't pick your friend's nose

..and why is that??  :TnT: Who can stop me?? Please, explain to me the fallacies of picking my friends noses (or having my nose picked)

Why isnt there a nose picking business, like waxing body hair?
They use those cartoonish finger pointers and prod into your nose..
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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2023 @886.92 »

picking your friends nose should be a fun way to bond with your friends :innocent: its like a blood bond but with snot

as for a nose picking business, it'd be revolutionary. people have to pick their noses every day!  :omg:
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« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2023 @337.29 »

this will never happen in the post-covid world, but i'm surprised nobody's ever tried to start a professional nose-cleaning service, like those ear-cleaning spas that are all over the ASMR side of youtube :grin: as someome with a history of sinus problems i wouldn't mind paying someone to go up there and clean it out!
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« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2023 @554.05 »

This reminded me of that episode of the Simpsons where Bart tries cleaning his teeth with an electric nose hair trimmer, I tried to find the clip, but I went down a rabbit hole of Simpsons videos  :drat:
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2023 @31.79 »

I love the title of this thread, I didn't know what to expect! But a nose-picking thread wouldn't have been on the list

I was waiting in line at a coffee stand, and some child looked me dead in the eyes while they picked their nose and ate it. I'd have been grossed out but it was such a power move that I had to respect if

this will never happen in the post-covid world, but i'm surprised nobody's ever tried to start a professional nose-cleaning service, like those ear-cleaning spas that are all over the ASMR side of youtube :grin: as someome with a history of sinus problems i wouldn't mind paying someone to go up there and clean it out!

I've never ever ever ever considered that there might be stuff behind my nostils that I cand reach with a cotton swab. Like I guess it makes sense but now that's  going to be plaguing me for the rest of my life :( T h a n k s
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2023 @127.47 »

I was waiting in line at a coffee stand, and some child looked me dead in the eyes while they picked their nose and ate it. I'd have been grossed out but it was such a power move that I had to respect if

Children have such little care and constantly do stuff like this and it's honestly hilarious
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2023 @806.02 »

I don't understand... could someone tell me more, what this thread is about. Noses?

All I can say about my nose is that drilling holes in it with a finger is healthy. That way you help your immune system to see, what's going on now.

Also, I wonder if nose implants will be possible one day. Like a rich furry swapping his / her nose with the one of a dog. Does this come with the superpowers for the sense of smell? Is that what picking noses will be about then?

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« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2023 @961.74 »

I've never ever ever ever considered that there might be stuff behind my nostils that I cand reach with a cotton swab. Like I guess it makes sense but now that's  going to be plaguing me for the rest of my life :( T h a n k s

hahaha i had to get sinus surgery when i was a teen because i had a whole fungus growing inside my face, so i'm never not aware of what's inside my nose :ha:
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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2023 @648.50 »

I love the title of this thread, I didn't know what to expect! But a nose-picking thread wouldn't have been on the list
THank you! I wanted it to be oddly mysterious and yet I feel like the title brings the right kind of people into this forum .. :ok:  :ok:

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« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2023 @677.42 »

hahaha i had to get sinus surgery when i was a teen because i had a whole fungus growing inside my face, so i'm never not aware of what's inside my nose :ha:

Ok thank you I can no longer eat or sleep anymore. This is terrifying and I'm so sorry you had to go through this.
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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2023 @803.91 »

Ok thank you I can no longer eat or sleep anymore. This is terrifying and I'm so sorry you had to go through this.

i'll SPORE* you the details but it was quite horrifying :cheesy: it hasn't returned since i got it removed but it did permanently mess up my sense of smell. always wear a mask if you're in an area with mold!

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does this mean youre secretly a mushroom the whole time??

:eyes: i can neither confirm nor deny these allegations at this time :eyes:
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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2023 @243.72 »

i'm surprised nobody's ever tried to start a professional nose-cleaning service, like those ear-cleaning spas that are all over the ASMR side of youtube :grin:
nose-cleaning probably would never have the same success as ear-cleaning D: have you ever had your nose swabbed? it makes you need to sneeze, which is impossible to do whilst you have the swab already wiggling up there, trying to tickle your brain.. not one of the worst sensations ever, but definitely not one of the best
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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2023 @318.01 »

nose-cleaning probably would never have the same success as ear-cleaning D: have you ever had your nose swabbed? it makes you need to sneeze, which is impossible to do whilst you have the swab already wiggling up there, trying to tickle your brain.. not one of the worst sensations ever, but definitely not one of the best

i've had my nose swabbed but it was nothing compared to having a camera inserted into my sinuses :cheesy: it was one of those cameras on a stick that doctors use to see inside the body, my ENT surgeon used it to diagnose me with Sinus Fungus. i was a young teenager at the time, too, so i didn't fully understand what he meant when he said he was gonna have to stick a camera up my nose. i thought it would be something similar to the little scope that a primary care doctor uses. so he was like "okay sit in this chair and just look up at the ceiling" and i was like "okay! oh wait woah GAGLHGLGBH" it's hilarious in retrospect but shocking in the moment lol!!

that whole medical event prepared me so well for the age of covid nose swabbing-- i've had to do tests in a group setting before and everyone else in the group is suffering but i just jam that thang up in my brain like it's nothing hahaha

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« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2023 @159.46 »

oh my god. this took me so so long to realize  :dog:  :dog:
@doubleincision is ur username referring to top surgery?? HOW HAVEI NOT NOTICED GRAH
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« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2023 @815.13 »

oh my god. this took me so so long to realize  :dog:  :dog:
@doubleincision is ur username referring to top surgery?? HOW HAVEI NOT NOTICED GRAH

yeah it is! i picked it as a handle because if you don't get the reference, it just sounds like the name of an edgy metal band lol
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