Fortunately / Unfortunately

[Cobra!]

Fortunately, the sentient wax people left managed to form an army against the moose and chase it away

[Melooon]

Unfortunately, the wax people had absorbed too much moose DNA and became a Wax Moose unaware that it was in fact not the real moose but a perfect wax clone living out its own life

[fuzzywave]

Fortunately, the Wax Moose lived a long, peaceful life in ignorance.

[di]

Unfortunately, the Wax Moose's blissful ignorance came to an end when it finally decided to get out and try socializing

[Cobra!]

Fortunately, it made some great friends, who will always have it's back!

[laurengitis]

Unfortunately, one of the friends has an evil twin who is after them!

[caldera (aka cyberspace) ^_^]

fortunately, the moose is strong enough to fend off the evil twin. :^)

[Neonriser]

Unfortunately, the moose and the friend accidentally fell off the top of a bridge, where the battle against the evil twin took place.

[aoeu]

fortunately, the bridge was only about 2 meters above the ground.

[MrsMoe]

Unfortunately, there was a large pit of poisonous snakes underneath the bridge.

[Memory]

Fortunately, they were really nice and invited everyone for brunch!

[ggnonicon]

Unfortunately, the moose and friend realized their other friends were the brunch entrees!!!

[Memory]

Fortunately, they didn't taste as revolting as expected, and it was a fine meal all things considered.

[springhand]

Unfortunately, the memory of the original man-eating moose chased away by the wax people, which has always been lying low inside the wax that makes up our current protagonist, surged up. For a moment the wax moose identified as both the wax people defending their home and the moose that didn’t feel that bad from eating their friend - the moose that is now, or has the potential to be, exactly what they previously fought*. As a result, they are now in a state of terrible confusion, with the looming threat of identity and moral crises**.


*Depending on whether the eaten friends are humans or not. If they are - congrats! The wax moose is now officially a man-eating wax moose! If they are not - well, if the wax moose doesn’t object to trying out their friends, then they might not object to taste-testing some humans in the future either.

**You are free to interpret the particular details of these crises, if you plan to touch the subject!

[debleb]

fortunately, the wax moose has a great therapist who helped the moose through their crises.