shitty movies you adore<3

[infernal.serval]

my partner and i love watching terrible movies. we have a fan mug from tommy wiseau's "the room."

most recently have been enjoying the movie "despiser," an earnestly-made disaster free on youtube involving aliens trying to nuke their way out of purgatory. tw for proselytizing and the bigotry that comes with religious fundamentalism.

[asahelix]

Furry Vengenece. The entire movie is about Brendan Fraser being tormented by animals as some sort of karmic thing due to his job as a contractor which is currently causing deforestation. He only changes his mind after seeing a bunch of caged animals and realizes that, GASP, they also have a family like he does!!! Really stupid movie that's also surprisingly entertaining. Go watch it, please.

Honorable mentions are Monkeybone & Norbit

[asahelix]

Postal Movie. Based off postal 2 but its somehow 10x more insane. Its so disgustingly of its time I LOVE IT.

You can literally just put anything made by Uwe Boll here and call it a day lmfao.

I tried to watch this movie, but it was simultaneously both really entertaining but also extremely boring to me somehow lol. I'm also shocked at the cast and how stacked it is. I will definitely give it another shot one day...

Now the flowers will grow...

[jjanzen]

I loved the War of the Worlds movie starring Ice Cube. There's just something about the egregious Amazon product placement where Amazon Prime saves the world that makes the movie so bad it's endearing. It is certainly not a good movie, but if you have a bunch of friends and want to have a good laugh, that movie is amazing.

[asahelix]

I also have a few more movies I'd like to lay down here after reading through the thread:

• Repligator
• Spy Kids 1, 2, & 3
• Troll 2
• The Skateboard Kid
• Pixels
• Shrek the Third
• Bulgarian Treasure Planet
• Sharkboy & Lavagirl
• Sponge Out of Water
• The FNAF films
• Mac and Me
• Wizard Soso Fun Magical Adventure
• Fred the Movie

[asahelix]

I loved the War of the Worlds movie starring Ice Cube.

"IT'S YOU?!?! IT'S YOU?!"


Oh my god, how did I forget this movie??? This was genuinely one of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time. An over the top plot where an Amazon package serves as a deus ex machina for an alien invasion and it's played as being completely serious??? Hearing about the production of this movie also added onto the hilarity, I think.

It's literally just Unfriended if it were an alien invasion film instead and starred Ice Cube as an FBI agent who SOMEHOW has the ability to stalk on literally anyone and everyone around him with no consequences or repercussions from it. A funny detail is how they mention that FBI agents can't have personal devices on them due to privacy reasons, yet he constantly pulls up WhatsApp and Facebook on his work computer which is also not allowed for FBI agents to have lol. Really funny movie, it was worth watching.

[Seechain]

Underworld, Van Helsing, Clash of the Titans. 

[knifex]

I had a big shitty shark movie phase 10+ years ago and my favorite, the only one I remember, is 3-Headed Shark Attack (2015) currently available in full on youtube It's got Danny Trejo, it's got hot young adults getting sharked, and it's got my favorite quote, "We ran out of garbage!!" What else could you possibly need!

Of course, there's intentionally bad movies like Velocipastor (2017), (currently available in full on youtube) but that barely counts.

but my favorite absolute garbage movie, the one I watched many, many times, including on my very first date with my bf, is Zoombies (2016) currently available in full on youtube Are you looking for absolutely zero real animals that switch from CGI to Puppet in the SAME SCENE? Are you looking for dumbass deaths that barely make sense? Are you looking for a child actor's first movie appearance and it shows? Koalas, Giraffes, Gorilla, none is safe from becoming a ZOOMBIE!

If you're looking for a GOOD but CAMPY movie, please check out KUNG FURY (2015) (currently available in full on youtube), this one is only 30 minutes long!