tear-off calendars are fucking awesome everyone should have one

[cursedcalendar]

HEAR ME OUT
JUST HEAR ME OUT OKAY

last christmas i got a tear off calendar:





(sorry for the poor lighting btw!!  )

i will now list all of the upsides to having one of these

• you get a far side comic EVERY DAY of the year (really cool)
• you get a sense of accomplishment at the end of each day (funny paper tearing sensation)
• they're CHEAP AS FUCK
• you know what day it is ALWAYS (fuck computer and phone. EVIL)
• you can write notes to your future self (TIME TRAVEL. WITCHCRAFT.)
• people will love you and your cool calendar

this has been my ted talk. buy a tear-off calendar

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[Rol]

I don't have much to add but I see that Kabbu plush hiding behind there,

[Melooon]

I totally looked these up on Amazon and am very tempted! Though I found some cool Chinese ones too that give you a daily fortune such as "Avoid vegetables" which is always good advice 

[cursedcalendar]

I don't have much to add but I see that Kabbu plush hiding behind there,

HELL YEAHHHH             

kabbu recognized       

[khaos]

we used to get a garfield tear-off calendar every year when i was a kid!!! it was always really exciting to see the comic of the day 
i should def get another sometime, i miss that a lot

[plasticseaslug]

that totally makes me want to get one!! i like the idea of daily comic strips. my dad has one with daily qur'an verses.

[akesi]

i'm sure melonland user "cursedcalendar" has no ulterior motives for getting us all to get this calendar haha

i got one of those tear-off tree calendars this year, the kind that slowly reveal a 3d paper tree as you pull away pages, it's been pretty neat so far!

[grubbyfox]

point number 4 made me laugh xD

you make some good points, maybe I will get one for next year! Hmm.

[brisray]

The calendars are great - except I can't bear to use them!

It seems other people can't either. Some were gifts, others are thrift store finds.