REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!

[dotmidi]

https://www.realultimatepower.net
just think this website is extremely hilarious and important to share, i love the humor the early web has.. this site is 8 or so years ago but they're clearly trying to mimic the average geocity-kid you would find xD

My favorite page, and the one I think is the funniest is the "Seppuku" page, as a warning though the name is what it suggests (albeit in a VERY silly fashion, but still might require a warning since its always better safe than sorry)



This is also a good runner up, I do love the fun facts

[dotmidi]

.. i think i might have taken a bit of inspiration from their landing page and just didn't realize it 
the things we figure out looking at our past..

[SilkSkull]

It is such an early internet feeling website. I love websites that exist just because. I think my favorite part is in the "flip out" section

Dear Ladies,

Yo.

[Memory]

this site is 8 or so years ago but they're clearly trying to mimic the average geocity-kid you would find xD

According to Wikipedia, it was created in 2002.

Takes me waaaay back. Skimming through it, I'm surprised the humor and tone hold up today. A lot of similar joke sites of the time had much more offensive/insensitive content.

[PainterFight]

Oh my GOD? I remember seeing the line "I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean sweet!" being refrenced in one of Final Fantasy IV's official translations! And I can't believe the site's still up!