Corrupt a wish!

[Yoylecake420]

Granted, but the computers whisper bad stuff towards you.

I wish Marth was in Papa's Pizzeria.

[Cobra!]

Granted, but he only appears in a poster in the background, which is like 5 pixels in size.

I wish I could draw well

[robotickyuu]

Granted, but you forget how to communicate in any other way (like verbal & written communication etc.) and now you have to communicate via drawing for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a dog

[appleAlc]

The dog has no skin. It is not distressed by this, but it has no skin and is incredibly wet.

I wish I had a house.

[candycanearter07]

Granted, here you go:


I wish tech companies would stop being evil

[kasperkat]

granted, but now the tech no longer functions :3

I wish i had a dog