Melonland's Real Unicorn Association (MRUA)

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MelonLand's
REAL Unicorn Association

Have you ever caught a glimpse of sparkling, silky, glittery hair streaming through the air? Maybe galloping accompanied with sounds like windchimes and jingles?  You may have discovered proof of a unicorn in your local area.
This topic strives to prove the existence of REAL living unicorns among us. The association takes sightings seriously. We want to hear your story. Bonus points for presenting photographic evidence, even a blurry photo counts as complete and genuine bona fide 100% proof. Answer legitimate questions, such as "What do unicorns eat?" (A: glitter.) Discuss practices of ethical harvesting of unicorn hair, horns, and hooves and much more.

What qualifies as a unicorn?

• horn.

oh, and...

For any of those non-believers I think you should take a look at THIS.

Yeah, you're probably feeling stupid and silly right now. Ignorant moron. You simply aren't looking hard enough; you don't even know where to look. That is why this association exists: you can become a Unicorn Sighting master.
I'm not going to let you go gently into that so called "good night" (which doesn't exist if you've never seen a unicorn), bitch.

[wolfkitty42]

Unicorns are SO REAL. Dude, I go to a Ren Faire yearly, right? There's a booth. Right in the smack dab middle of the walkway, YOU, YES YOU, can take a PHOTOGRAPH with a REAL ALIVE UNICORN. I don't have pictures for proof, because I'm a cheapskate and who spends money to take a photo with a unicorn?? That's for BABIES and UNICORN STANS. And NO, I cannot GET you proof photos. It is FEBRUARY. There is NO WHIMSICAL FAIRE OCCURING IN FEBRUARY. UNFORTUNATELY.

I will return to this thread when I next attend the faire of whimsy and retrieve a PHOTO OF PROOF.

[kasperkat]

Saw a unicorn rummaging through my trash last night. Watched the majestic creature carry a half-full container of Chinese food away.

Refute that, unicorn deniers.

[Corrupted Unicorn]

Where are you going to get more evidence of the existence of unicorns than from a REAL unicorn? Source: me.

Photographic evidence of unicorns is hard to collect. We are crafty and tricky (tho we don't like to flaunt) and many unicorns prefer to escape being "caught" in a photography (we like artistic depictions better)

Fun fact: Unicorns can't hold their caffeine. And under no circumstances should you give an unicorn... Red Bull.