Your life as a toaster!

[Melooon]

While exploring a museum store room you find a solid gold voucher for 1 free perfect life  As soon as you touch it a hyper genie appears and tells you all about your perfect life, you'll live in the ideal house, with great family or friends doing a job you love that is also your passion and hobby!

Eagerly you agree! However when you wake up on the first day of your new life you discover there is one unexpected catch, you are a toaster!!!

What model of toaster are you? What are your features and specifications? What sorts of things do you toast? What sort of people live in your house and what sort of house do you inhabit?

Whats your life as a toaster? 

[holly]

whatever the toaster is from the brave little toaster movie, i want to be able to talk to other appliances. fridge lore..

[candycanearter07]

funny enough i do have an oc that is Just A ToasterTM (see attachment)

Hopefully I'd be in a chatty family that is fun to talk to (would i be able to talk in this hypothetical?)

[Memory]

bottom of the barrel toaster from 2000 which randomly CRASHES into the user. it's also filled with some blue goo of death (idk where that came from)

[Charbomber]

Toaster oven....................... hell yea

[AY38910]

bottom of the barrel toaster from 2000 which randomly CRASHES into the user. it's also filled with some blue goo of death (idk where that came from)

Your signature, duh.

Anyways, I'm a strange toaster inside a breadbin that might randomly start playing an 8bit version of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up".