If You Were A Restaurant...

[CaffeinatedElf]

Caffeinated's Cafe ☆☆☆

Menu items consist of
 Caffeinated's fuel for death 0.75$ (signature drink)
 Extra strong coffee 2$
 Liquid caffeine 5$
 Tea 1$
 Coffee Icecream 2$
 Stale tap water from the Elf manor 50$ (located in the caffeinated realm)
 and cinnamon buns 3.14$

The restaurant itself is the ghetto in between a sketchy alley in south-east Detroit.

(Elf is not responsible for possible heart attacks from the menu items, or theft of personal belonging resulting from the journey to find the restaurant)

[starbreaker]

Starbreaker Cafe, now serving...

• Chernobyl chicken
• Los Alamos chili
• Three Mile Island cheesesteak
• Fukushima ramen

[moeghost]

MoeGhost Cat Cafe, 2 stars !! 

my website would of course be a cat cafe with an adorable theme !! id have tons of cats (duh), yummy sweets, and the most comfortable seating!! i dont see many people actually coming to this cafe, but id like to give my patrons my best regardless !!

i think wed serve things like shakes of all sorts of flavors, cookies, and i think the signature dish would be a cat shaped cheese danish !!! for no other reason than i love them a lot haha. everything would be cat themed, and pink everywhere !!!!

i like to think my website would be a happy, comforting place to be :)