You own a store, but you can only sell your username. What do you sell?

[WhimsicalCookie5]

I would be selling magical cookies that smile at you and dance happy dances (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[MediocreMetastasis]

I have a feeling people would not want to go to my store...

[mothpanic]

just… some very nervous bugs…

I’d buy from here.

[Dan Q]

Well this is awkward.

I guess I'm selling... myself?

Pretty sure I'm the only "Dan Q" in the world! 

[Melooon]

retty sure I'm the only "Dan Q" in the world!

I always assumed it was pronounced Tank-qU (Thank You) with a funny accent So maybe that's just what you say when people make a purchase?

[Dan Q]

I always assumed it was pronounced Tank-qU (Thank You) with a funny accent So maybe that's just what you say when people make a purchase?

I have a stupid pointless podcast whose episodes I always end with "Dan Q for listening; Dan Q very much".

But I've probably heard every pun about my unusual name, by now. People most-often ask "Is it like Q from Star Trek?" or they ask "Is it like Q from James Bond?" (either of which I typically answer with "No, it's like Q, the set of rational numbers." Still, if you think you've got a new one, I'm all ears!

[SadOldMan]

A super fun day with me.