What do you wish for your body after death?

[sphinx]

Haha, I have a story about that. (Spoiler'd for potential inappropriateness?) When I was a kid I was riding in the car with my family and I heard the DJ on the radio call someone a

Spoiler

prostitute

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and when I asked my dad "What is that?" He awkwardly responds, "Oh, that's like...when you sell your body..." And I respond, "Oh! Like, to science?" And my older sister goes, "Yeah, sell your body to science!" So I'm like "I think I do want to give my body to science!" So, honestly, I can't think of what else to do but to follow through on that. I will give my body to science. To study however they please, I guess! Maybe I will end up as a skeleton in a highschool classroom, lol. (After organ donation. On my driver's license it says organ donor.)

[rnottelovesowls]

when i die, i want my family to mail my lifeless corpse straight to sam altman's front door, with a handwritten note reading, "that's one less artist. i hope you got what you wanted."

...o-or they could just bury my body in their backyard and not a for-profit cemetery. that's fine, too... either way, i don't want a funeral. they've already spent enough money on stuff for me, anyway

[boreal cryptid]

being buried by my cultural traditions, which means making a new wooden "home" for it ^_^