What are some phrases that piss you off?

[rnottelovesowls]

i hate variations of "it's for kids, they'll watch anything, because kids are stupid". a classic cop-out for any hack writer who thinks that flashy colors and loud noises qualify as worthwhile children's entertainment

uh, no, sir. shrek, the lion king, toy story, spider-verse, bluey, peanuts, A:TLA, the owl house, gravity falls, adventure time, TMNT, pretty cure, doraemon, and winnie the pooh are all proof that it is possible to tell a great story to children, without insulting their intelligence. now will everyone stop assuming that all children's entertainment is just caillou, cocomelon, baby shark, and youtube shorts content farms? PLEASE?

[knifex]

I haaaate life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get
because with a box of chocolate you DO know what you're gonna get.
Not only are you for sure going to get chocolate but THE FLAVORS ARE LABELLED UNDER THE BOX JUST OPEN YOUR DANG EYES AND YOU'LL KNOW WHAT YOU'LL GET

[Skyweaver]

I haaaate life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get
because with a box of chocolate you DO know what you're gonna get.
Not only are you for sure going to get chocolate but THE FLAVORS ARE LABELLED UNDER THE BOX JUST OPEN YOUR DANG EYES AND YOU'LL KNOW WHAT YOU'LL GET

Now I'm wondering if boxes of chocolates DIDN'T label their contents in the past and that's how the phrase came to be...

[KeyJayHD]

I hate:

Code

Jack of all trades, master of none...

Not only because it goes against the very human nature of curiosity (and thank god many of us are moving towards a more generalist mindset), what mainly pisses me off about it is that people quote it wrong by not saying the entire thing!

The saying goes:

Code

Jack of all trades, master of none...
but oft times better than a master of one.

  Hits different when you have the full context ehh?