Corrupt a wish!

[AY38910]

Granted, now you're double your current height! But it's because your head is the same size as the rest of your body...
I wish the old ZX booted again.

[shapezncolourz]

Granted, now you're double your current height! But it's because your head is the same size as the rest of your body...
I wish the old ZX booted again.

granted! any/all other devices you own break </3
i wish i was able to beat PEAK on the highest difficulty (the mountain climbing game - i'm SO hyperfixated)

[bugfeli]

granted, but the reboot absolutely kills the lore
i wish i was taller

granted, but you are now also a baller... with a girl who looks good (and you could call her!), a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a six-four impala!

granted! any/all other devices you own break </3
i wish i was able to beat PEAK on the highest difficulty (the mountain climbing game - i'm SO hyperfixated)

granted, but afterwards, you are teleported to the top of a mountain in real life, time to head back down!


i wish i had a case of energy drinks in my fridge 

[AY38910]

Granted but they're broccoli flavor
I wish I knew how to speak Japanese

[Yoylecake420]

Granted but you all of your sentences have swear words in them.
I wish all Trump supporters died painful, bloody deaths.

[AY38910]

Granted but the death is a nuke that blows up thd entire world.
I wish I had nachos right now

[AnIzzi0t]

granted, but your nachos are engulfed in an invisible cloud of carbon monoxide.

I wish to travel back in time so I can replace David shiner as the cat in the hat in the original seussical

[juanp32]

granted but timeline corrupts and the show (?) no longer exists
i wish i was better at 6502

[lakes]

i wish i was better at 6502

granted but your other skills degrade in quality
i wish i was more atheletic