If You Were A Restaurant...

[CaffeinatedElf]

Caffeinated's Cafe ☆☆☆

Menu items consist of
 Caffeinated's fuel for death 0.75$ (signature drink)
 Extra strong coffee 2$
 Liquid caffeine 5$
 Tea 1$
 Coffee Icecream 2$
 Stale tap water from the Elf manor 50$ (located in the caffeinated realm)
 and cinnamon buns 3.14$

The restaurant itself is the ghetto in between a sketchy alley in south-east Detroit.

(Elf is not responsible for possible heart attacks from the menu items, or theft of personal belonging resulting from the journey to find the restaurant)

[starbreaker]

Starbreaker Cafe, now serving...

• Chernobyl chicken
• Los Alamos chili
• Three Mile Island cheesesteak
• Fukushima ramen