Collaborative Storytelling Saga

[Neonriser]

I’ll start here:

 
500 years ago, a meteorite shook Elf City, spreading a mysterious chemical across the land. As a result, talking dogs ruled the city.

[Memory]

But because of the dog's increased brain size it wasn't that hard to become a threat to the dogs which forced most of the population to flee from the city. However, some people stayed.

[Neonriser]

Over time the dogs’ brains evolved by developing wrinkles. The dogs also developed opposable thumbs, which those with raisin-like brains are skilled at using.

[Melooon]

But suddenly the worlds largest cow burst up from the ground and said "Moooooooo worship me!", the cow then started singing the worst possible version of "Who let the dogs out" until half the city died of cringe related illnesses and they other half dedicated themselves to gathering grains and fine flowers to feed the gigantic cow who would only stop singing when their mouth was full

[Memory]

The cow continued to rule the city until a buff man by the name of "godden" who lived quite near the city decided to come and make the cow shut the hell up. Later He eventually found the cow, at first he was nice and asked politely to stop being loud with a par of noise canceling headphones in his hands just in case.

[Memory]

Unfortunately, this displeased the cow, who started singing enthusiastically louder.

[bugfeli]

luckily, godden was prepared for this outcome! he and the other city-folk had grown a flower whose stem was so long it would take years to eat, now the cow quietly gnaws at the flower's stem as a primitive form of calendar (the meteorite wiped out modern calendars)

[e-]

Ten thousand years past uneventfully. The dogs advanced in culture and technology and left their Cowalendar to it's ceaseless munching. It wasn't until ever increasing solar flairs made interstellar travel a priority for the dogs that they began to see the cow with new interest as an evidently inexhaustible fuel supply.