How many skeletons does it take to bake a dozen pies?

[Neonriser]

 Just a simple question… :omg:k:

[Memory]

A dozen skeletons?

[Neonriser]

A dozen skeletons?

It's possible. But sometimes skeletons need help from others when it comes to cooking.

[Melooon]

Is the skeleton inside a baker though??

[Neonriser]

Is the skeleton inside a baker though??

No, it’s a simple skeleton.

[Memory]

A dozen skeletons?

It's possible. But sometimes skeletons need help from others when it comes to cooking.

This question is extremely vague and possibly the most confusing question I have ever read. While I am not trying to come off as "rude" I think having some context would be helpful.

[Neonriser]

Sorry about that!

Let me reiterate that: How many sentient skeletons, with average intellect, does it take to bake a dozen pies with a single stove?

[Melooon]

Why do these skeletons want a pie? They cannot eat it, nor can they enjoy its sweet aroma! Are these skeletons under the employment pie loving wizard who will not let them rest until his thirst for pies is sated!!?!

[Commodorn]

Now.. I'm not sure about the legality of baking pies with skeletons if they're human, but I'd say a little would go a long way if it's finely ground. So.. one. With a little left over for an extra half dozen, I think.

[Memory]

The major road block when it comes to skeletons is motivation. One skeleton of average intelligence might be perfectly capable of baking a dozen pies. But would be only inclined to lie on the floor having an existential crisis in the wake of realizing it is a sentient skeleton. You’d need a tribe of skeletons, a culture. But it’s a fine line. Too many skeletons and they’d integrate into modern society, get jobs, make money, and buy pies instead of making their own. (Remember skeletons tend to be apathetic and will always choose the least labor intensive solution to a problem) On a similar note; too few skeletons would be seen as a novelty and would have no trouble asking for pies from skeleton enthusiasts. So, enough skeletons to be a nuisance to society and develop an independent community, and not enough to be normalized. 
I think a safe estimate would be 600,000 skeletons in the United States, or 119 million worldwide. At that point, pie baking would be a symbolic gesture of cultural pride in the skeletons desire to be excepted by the world at large.

They might not bake exactly a dozen, but they’d bake at least a dozen.

[AnIzzi0t]

I think there would be like.. six because I like that number

[lakes]

you see i was thinking it'd be a... skele-TON 

[AnIzzi0t]

you see i was thinking it'd be a... skele-TON 

SAAANS!!!! ENOUGH WITH THE SKELETON JOKES!!!!

[lakes]

SAAANS!!!! ENOUGH WITH THE SKELETON JOKES!!!!