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[Sudamericat]

Or was it? After all Gentoo was installed on your PC and your hard drive was full of Turtle pics. Also on your desktop, one mysterious text file was expecting to be opened...

[xolta]

The file was a map, a map to candy mountain.

[candycanearter07]

Unfortunately, the map was still a text file, and the letters were difficult to decode without an ASCII master.

[AY38910]

Then a voice whispered into my ear:

lock cmpxchg8b eax

and I went limp.

Edit: Confirmed I'm secretly a Pentium /j

[xolta]

"Look at the text file upside down on a crt and you will know." It said.