The big pasta

[Melooon]

From Melon's Chronicle of the Universe:

Once upon a time, the best of the chef asked what would happen if he made one big pasta instead of many small ones. 1000 oxen spent 1000 days mixing the eggs, and another 1000 days to roll the pasta out. The pasta was so big that it's shadow cast "the pasta night" on the land around because it blocked the sun, however no one was upset because it was "a pasta night". The 10 kings gathered for a pasta feast, but when they were finished the big pasta was still big. A thousand years passed and still the pasta was so big, and when the last sun set on the last day of the world, it set on a big pasta.