You own a store, but you can only sell your username. What do you sell?

[serenefork]

Forks, in a very relaxing store

[Kallistero]

Planets. I sell planets. In my planet store. Also, moons.

[caracalled]

a variety of telephones that can only take calls from me, but you never get to them on time to answer the phone

[CaffeinatedElf]

Caffeinated Elf's sports drink

SEE SOUNDS and HEAR COLOURS

4 Grams of caffeine is no good, Elf is not responsible for death

[Grimlock]

i guess grimlock from transformers toys! there's tons of that guy, very high variety of goods.

[cuplike]

slightly misspelled cherries, they still taste good tho 

[Snow]

Literally snow lol. Ranging from tiny flakes to mountain loads. My hypothetical snow store might have a lot of success if I was doing business in places in the world where there is hardly any snow - many countries in the southern hemisphere with a lot of people who have probably never felt snow but want to.

[OneMillionFurries]

a whooooole lotta fursuits

[bingus_baby]

Bingus babies... I would be a hairless cat breeder lmao

(Bonus points, my website name C04X14L would sell cable wires. I kinda like that more, I'd love to run a RadioShack.)

[Riqo]

I got the name "Riqo" from a video game character who happens to be a gumball machine .. So probably gumballs!

[urgellx]

I'd sell a whopping 12000 catalans.

[maplebear]

maple syrup in a bear themed store !! cute

[testtubesterone]

hrt, baby!!! 

[wetnoodle]

    ramen shop time   

[CATBYTE]

cat themed data