Make up dumb pomes!

[Melooon]

Hello! Please write dumb pomes here! The only rule is that you must write now, it cant have been posted anywhere before or written offline!

I will start!

The moose is tall, they eat lots of grass, oh moose, why are you so tall! The moose does not say, the moose does not care, they are a moose, tall and fair

[ArtisTheFox]

"Bedroom"

Enter my world between four walls
Quaint and small and full of balls
Colourful art prints from A to Z
Childhood covers on my bed

If my mirror could look back at me
Here is what she would see
Breaking cutting drooling trying
Painting drawing screaming crying

Things I made and moments I shared
Where I have been happy but also scared
Between these walls is where I rest
Where I don't have to act my best

[DJoftheCoven]

The world is cruel, but
not uncaring,
in that it always brings darkness with
the promise of light--
the night soothes burns
like water on a simmering flame,
while the day gently warms
the cool rock upon which
the dragon sleeps.
a small boy
stripped of dignity by others
holds his sword high to the heavens and smiles.
the son of giants,
he is small as a mouse;
courageous
in the face of adversity.

[Pepyogurt]

Baby assassin snail
So cute so small
A tiny but fearsome predator
Boundless happiness in its minuscule shell
And silly lil' nose

[sword-of-stabbing]

Slenderman

Slenderman is a scary guy who lives
in the woods where he stalks children.
He lumbers lithely while the forest thrives.
His vorpal arms stretch out to draw you in.

Now you may think that he is really thin,
but he is ripped as a tree underneath.
The other forest fay are his dear kin,
but the fire he made blasted their heath.

If your fair blade you must wear'ly unsheath,
Remember that iron is your savior.
Steel has not the rawness to bequeath
death upon that man like hair upon fur.

Strike him fairly, strike him well, strike him true,
so that his power is not upon you.

[Melooon]

Munching fruit and dancing in the corner
Oh corner where are your shoes
You do not wear them because you are a space
and spaces do not dance gracefully.
You do not understand me, but I imagine you
Corners don't imagine anything
nor do they munch fruit.

 

[starbreaker]

(beware of doggerel)

I don't need to impress
I can do what I want
Be a man in a dress
and nonsensical chants

[Kallistero]

Oh no, I stumbled into
a thread demanding how
I am to write my message,
and I have to write it now!?

I'm told to write a poem,
but I'm not sure what to write.
Should I make it a haiku
or a more iambic type?

There are so many topics
that it's hard to pick & choose.
Stories, spiders, stitching, stars,
or the new Beetlejuice? 

Though I could write anything,
the choices froze my thoughts.
Though I have been many things,
a poet, I am not.

[Memory]

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[kurohaato]

I saw a rainbow yesterday!
After storm winds made branches sway,
Sunlight shone, reflected its rays,
And made a rainbow yesterday. 🌈

[Melooon]

Darling, baby, daisy do, I like pasta, soap, and you

[MrsMoe]

I am a person named Morgan
And I am a person with many organs
And the best part about these organs..
...Is that they are Morgan's organs!!!

 

[candycanearter07]

the stream
goes on
and on
and on
never ceasing
pushing on
is it aware
of the erosion
it causes
and on
and on
and on
and on
and on

[candycanearter07]

Also, don't think I didn't notice the sneaky typo in the thread name, Melon :)

[colapaws]

zoo pet attraction

i am a furry
without ears and tail
even as a normie
i fight tooth and nail

pet me like a dog
poke me till i bark
squat down make a log
while im at the park

i am an animal
you treat me as such
but then when i munch
you call me a cannibal