Terrible Advertising!

[MatherBoing]

Make a (terrible) slogan for a terrible company!

Windsock Cheese; we take "cheese" from socks, and put them in the wind for an hour or two!

Make an absolutely terrible slogan!

[Seryndelle]

A classic one from The Simpsons comes from Bart (who else?): "Joe's Crematorium! You kill 'em, we grill 'em."

I've spent a few minutes trying to come up with my own, but it's hard to know which angle to go with! Is a terrible slogan one that's memorable but makes you cringe (like the chocolate bar Yorkie, which had "It's NOT for girls"), or is it one that's just really unmemorable, like Ford's 2008 slogan "Drive one" (and yes, I did have to look that last one up)?

[candycanearter07]

Stealing from my past (cringy) self:
Seymour Eyeglasses: It'll help you see-more, except for the money in your wallet that's gone forever

[AY38910]

This one works best in Spanish, but ehh.
AY's chips taste great, because there is always some!
(in Spanish, "porque siempre hay algunos", the h is silent, and everyone pronounces the soundchip like that word over here, since "ay" is also a word in Spanish and it's literally "ouch"...I know, it's a very lame pun (I came up with it while pooping at 2 AM))

Also it makes the English pun on potato chips and computer chips, of course.

[AnIzzi0t]

reminds me of the things I text spam caller's numbers!!

"Salty Steve's Sexy Salsa-ria, you supply the sauce. What can I get you?"

"This is the national 'I got my cat's head stuck in a jar of grapes' hotline, how can I help you?

*Yelling* "THIS IS PETE'S INTERACTIVE MOTORCYCLE MUSEUM, HOW CAN WE HE- AHHHH" *Hang up*

[lakes]

Toe cheese "We turn toe fungus into cheese so you don't have to!"

[goat]

from gary larson's the far side

failed marketing ploys :3