Need some quote suggestions!!

[GlitchyZorua]

Hello!

I'm currently adding a small little feature that has a funny little quote below the RetroJCity logo, every time you refresh, it changes to a different one!!



Any suggestions?

[candycanearter07]

Hi,

Here's a ton of old ones from the tech space: https://motd.ambians.com/

https://github.com/bmc/fortunes/blob/master/fortunes

[jack_dawlia]

a few i thought of/have lying around:
"Have you checked your refrigerator is running?"
"Don't solve your problems with violence. Solve them with money"
"Advertisers don't deserve cookies"
"Serving as the founder of a religion at least once is part of being a man" (mob psycho 100 lol)
"Download more RAM"
"1 of your 5 a day"
"Asbestos free!"
"Chromium is for losers"
"Hello World!"
"Computer is my favourite flavour of chip"

out of ideas for now :P

EDIT 1: more ideas  ^_^ (not sure if this should be a new reply but oh well)
"Page self destructing in 3.. 2.."
"Preheat to 180°C fan"
"Try turning it on and off again"
"Dry-clean only"
"Full of vitamins and minerals!"
"Join a webring today!"
"Pesticide free"
"insert floppy disk to continue"
"Just add water!"
"Is it pronounced gif or gif?"

[Melooon]

These are ones I used to use with a similar system on my old minecraft server (mostly pop culture references)

• That drop!
• Let's Roll!
• Booyah!
• Whatever.
• As If!
• Whatever Trevor
• Yum Yum Pigs Bum
• Go Home Roger!
• I Double Dare You.
• Who Loves Orange Soda?
• Score!
• Dibs!
• Sup b?
• Bling-Bling
• Damn Skippy
• Sup Home Skillet
• OMFG
• Yo yo homie Joe
• How's it hanging?
• Shazing!
• Totally Tubular!
• Where's The Beef?
• You look mahhhvellous!
• Frankie says RELAX
• Like Oh My God!
• How much longer Papa Smurf?
• Look Ma! I Caught a Fraggle!
• Lordy Lordy Lordy!
• Mama Mia!
• Meep-Meep!
• Resistance is futile!
• 1.21 GIGAWATTS!
• Let's Rock!!!
• Great Scott!
• Bubble Yum keeps it poppin!
• Wocka Wocka Wocka
• Zoinks!
• Jinkys!
• Righteous!
• Live long and prosper!

[GlitchyZorua]

These are ones I used to use with a similar system on my old minecraft server (mostly pop culture references)

• That drop!
• Let's Roll!
• Booyah!
• Whatever.
• As If!
• Whatever Trevor
• Yum Yum Pigs Bum
• Go Home Roger!
• I Double Dare You.
• Who Loves Orange Soda?
• Score!
• Dibs!
• Sup b?
• Bling-Bling
• Damn Skippy
• Sup Home Skillet
• OMFG
• Yo yo homie Joe
• How's it hanging?
• Shazing!
• Totally Tubular!
• Where's The Beef?
• You look mahhhvellous!
• Frankie says RELAX
• Like Oh My God!
• How much longer Papa Smurf?
• Look Ma! I Caught a Fraggle!
• Lordy Lordy Lordy!
• Mama Mia!
• Meep-Meep!
• Resistance is futile!
• 1.21 GIGAWATTS!
• Let's Rock!!!
• Great Scott!
• Bubble Yum keeps it poppin!
• Wocka Wocka Wocka
• Zoinks!
• Jinkys!
• Righteous!
• Live long and prosper!

a few i thought of/have lying around:
"Have you checked your refrigerator is running?"
"Don't solve your problems with violence. Solve them with money"
"Advertisers don't deserve cookies"
"Serving as the founder of a religion at least once is part of being a man" (mob psycho 100 lol)
"Download more RAM"
"1 of your 5 a day"
"Asbestos free!"
"Chromium is for losers"
"Hello World!"
"Computer is my favourite flavour of chip"

out of ideas for now :P

Adding all of these, because why not lol

[candycanearter07]

Adding all of these, because why not lol

oh :(

[GlitchyZorua]

Hi,

Here's a ton of old ones from the tech space: https://motd.ambians.com/

https://github.com/bmc/fortunes/blob/master/fortunes

Don't worry i'll be looking through these as well.

[GlitchyZorua]

Done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[candycanearter07]

Done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cool :D

s so how did you implement it?

[GlitchyZorua]

JS

Code

var splashes = [
 "quotes",
 "go here!",
 "lol",
 // etc...
];
var splashess = splashes[Math.floor(Math.random() * splashes.length)];
document.write(splashess);

HTML

Code

<script src="splashes.js"></script>

[thefanciestpigeon]

i have a marquee on my site with little quotes! here are mine:

I fell in love with a lovely pigeon. that pigeon was myself!
I am kept from understanding by magic
I have no soul I can do what I want!
to be is to have faith
Can I sit in the branches of the fig tree for a while? I'm not ready
I guess I have to do it while I'm here
63% of all people are secretly pigeons: could it be you?

I 'm not sure how well they all fit your tone, though?

the first one is a modified quote from a louis wain painting,
the second is from a letter virginia woolf wrote to ts eliot,
third and fourth are from me,
sixth is referencing the fig tree metaphor from the bell jar.
seventh is from the phil ochs song when i'm gone,
and the eighth is also from me.

might end up adding and emily dickinson quote to it as well.