Weird Band Merchandise

[dotmidi]

At the moment I'm typing this I am purchasing Korn's "Here to Slay" Hot Sauce.. To some people this might come as a surprise but there are a lot of bands I know who already came out with Hot Sauce such as Bad Brains (i wish i could try it ;_;) This got me on a searching rampage of the weirdest band merchandise one could find.

despite my efforts, the merchandise the web showed me was just. not. weird enough! 
feel free to share any WEIRD band merch you've seen, the weirdest one I've discovered right now is probably this..

[Cobra!]

I'll just leave these here.


(These are official, btw.)

[lulu]

This very real, very official t-shirt is currently available for purchase on paulmccartney.com



sorely needed context: "Paul McCartney, after enjoying a few drinks at his New Year's Eve do, discovers Instagram face filters" (youtube)

OK BUT DID YOU NEED TO MAKE IT INTO A SHIRT (answer: yes of course)

      

As much as I don't want to end up in a box when I die.. I'd make an exception if this was the box