Our universe is, as has long been suspected, a virtual simulation. Created by higher dimensional beings motivated primarily by boredom. These Creators knew that it was only a matter of time before the ever-curious humans discovered the base code of their stimulated cosmos and became potentially dangerous.
Thus The Creators programed an Entity of Chaos. who's purpose it is to fly to any point where humans are on the cusp of discovering the limits of their simulation--and fumble all attempts at understanding. OZWOMP. THE GREAT CONFUSION.
Ozwomp has been called many things: The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, Dark Energy, Quantum Theory. But these are merely timid shouts into the abyss. Ozwomp is all that cannot be understood. To say what Ozwomp is is to say what is north of the north pole, or what happened before time. Ozwomp is the counter force of knowledge itself.
In order for Ozwomp to fulfill its purpose, it couldn't be programed with any predictability. therefor it is the only entity in the universe that even it's creators cannot control, or even delete. The Creators are counting on Ozwomp to act only for it's intended purpose. However, the more humans attempt to expand the limits of their knowledge, the more active, and the more creative Ozwomp becomes....
Nothing now can predict or control the fate of all reality.
Nothing.
But Ozwomp.
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