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« on: May 10, 2022 @614.44 »

 Just a simple question… :omg:k:
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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2022 @684.00 »

A dozen skeletons?
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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2022 @701.93 »

A dozen skeletons?

It's possible. But sometimes skeletons need help from others when it comes to cooking.
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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2022 @810.64 »

Is the skeleton inside a baker though?? :dunno:
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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2022 @885.50 »

Is the skeleton inside a baker though?? :dunno:

No, it’s a simple skeleton.
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2022 @287.52 »

A dozen skeletons?

It's possible. But sometimes skeletons need help from others when it comes to cooking.

This question is extremely vague and possibly the most confusing question I have ever read. While I am not trying to come off as "rude" I think having some context would be helpful.
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2022 @808.15 »

Sorry about that!

Let me reiterate that: How many sentient skeletons, with average intellect, does it take to bake a dozen pies with a single stove?
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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2022 @80.47 »

Why do these skeletons want a pie? They cannot eat it, nor can they enjoy its sweet aroma! Are these skeletons under the employment pie loving wizard who will not let them rest until his thirst for pies is sated!!?!
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« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2023 @803.88 »

Now.. I'm not sure about the legality of baking pies with skeletons if they're human, but I'd say a little would go a long way if it's finely ground. So.. one. With a little left over for an extra half dozen, I think.
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2023 @124.71 »

The major road block when it comes to skeletons is motivation. One skeleton of average intelligence might be perfectly capable of baking a dozen pies. But would be only inclined to lie on the floor having an existential crisis in the wake of realizing it is a sentient skeleton. You’d need a tribe of skeletons, a culture. But it’s a fine line. Too many skeletons and they’d integrate into modern society, get jobs, make money, and buy pies instead of making their own. (Remember skeletons tend to be apathetic and will always choose the least labor intensive solution to a problem) On a similar note; too few skeletons would be seen as a novelty and would have no trouble asking for pies from skeleton enthusiasts. So, enough skeletons to be a nuisance to society and develop an independent community, and not enough to be normalized. 
I think a safe estimate would be 600,000 skeletons in the United States, or 119 million worldwide. At that point, pie baking would be a symbolic gesture of cultural pride in the skeletons desire to be excepted by the world at large.

They might not bake exactly a dozen, but they’d bake at least a dozen.
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