ban the user above you for something!

[lakes]

banned for using an angry emoticon

[ZoranaDragon]

Banned for having a monochrome icon.

[lakes]

banned for having no icon

[ZoranaDragon]

Banned for ban evading (also I have an icon now muhahaha).

[Squidiottt]

banned for... i forgor   

[HisVirusness]

Banned for short attention span and proliferation of typos.

[lakes]

banned for being against short attention spans
because how else would instagram make money

[oldmurray34]

Banned for mentioning inst*gram

[HisVirusness]

Banned for self-censorship.

[moeghost]

banned for not actually inserting witty text

[oldmurray34]

banned for having high standards towards forum replies

[AY38910]

Banned because your signature has bad contrast in dark mode and some post background colors

[oldmurray34]

Banned for stifling a highly performative and not at all incidental case of artistic expression, nay, a social commentary, containing a powerful message about the synthetic disparities between light users, dark users and any others, who has an ability to enact their will upon cascading style sheets, which are akin to color perception - varies from person to person on an indescribable level and barely understood by studied and highly attuned people alike, which tells us that the differences are only layered upon the eyes of the beholder, hence we are all users one and all

[lakes]

banned for reading too much into things

[juanp32]

banned for no resaon