Puns

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Post any terrible puns, i'll start:

deep sea fish in the therapist's offish:
"well, i live in the Mariana Trench, so you can imagine the kind of pressure i'm under"

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oh hey, my go to joke is a really terrible pun:

my friend was looking pretty down, so i wanted to tell him a bunch of jokes, hoping at least one of them would make him laugh. unfortunately, no pun in ten did

...here's another...

i know they say smoking causes cancer, but did you know it cures salmon?

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severely underrated post (⊙_⊙)

anyways im not known as punmaster pencil for nothing (nobody calls me that, maybe my friend blue. we're always telling each other puns cause they know i love them)

it was pretty late the other day, and i was told to go to sleep. i said hey, im planning on it, and im good at it too, i can even do it with my eyes closed

hehehe, most of my puns are situational though. the other day i was talking about cats and i was feline pretty good!

hahaha, alright enough puns for now. o(>ω<)o