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« on: June 06, 2023 @53.92 »

Post any terrible puns, i'll start:

deep sea fish in the therapist's offish:
"well, i live in the Mariana Trench, so you can imagine the kind of pressure i'm under"
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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2023 @456.25 »

oh hey, my go to joke is a really terrible pun:

my friend was looking pretty down, so i wanted to tell him a bunch of jokes, hoping at least one of them would make him laugh. unfortunately, no pun in ten did

...here's another...

i know they say smoking causes cancer, but did you know it cures salmon?
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2023 @802.38 »

severely underrated post (⊙_⊙)

anyways im not known as punmaster pencil for nothing (nobody calls me that, maybe my friend blue. we're always telling each other puns cause they know i love them)

it was pretty late the other day, and i was told to go to sleep. i said hey, im planning on it, and im good at it too, i can even do it with my eyes closed

hehehe, most of my puns are situational though. the other day i was talking about cats and i was feline pretty good!

hahaha, alright enough puns for now. o(>ω<)o
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Pencil/Graph | they/them | ok with gendered words
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