You own a store, but you can only sell your username. What do you sell?

[oro_junestar]

i'd sell, uuhhh... stars? the month of june? gold in spanish????

[beebz]

Fat and Fluffy Bumblebees

[puf]

"puf" is a self-insert character of mine,
a teddy bear that can shapeshift into a bunny or a cat depending on its mood,
so i think i would sell teddy bears and other stuffed animals
( interestly enough i did sell it in the past )

[Maddy!]

After looking at my username, I can conclude that my store would be selling people named "Maddy". This unfortunately causes some problems for my hypothetical store.

• Selling people could be seen as slavery, which is not very ethical and thus my store would get a poor reputation.
• I would have to track down people named Maddy and convince them to become part of my stock. This is a lengthy and expensive process that would probably not even be worth it.
• There would be a lack of customers. After all, would you go out of your way to find a place where they only sell people with a particular name?
• But most importantly, I'd have to sell myself since I call myself Maddy. This creates a mind-boggling conundrum: how can one be the seller and the selled at the same time??