You own a store, but you can only sell your username. What do you sell?

[kurohaato]

I'd sell hearts! They're all black though. Don't know how that happened. 

[tarraxahum]

...some weird version of dandelions, apparently

[Memory]

All things cute, I think! Since "awhe" isn't really a thing, but rather just a fancy way of spelling "awh" or "aw"!

[Badgersaurus]

Sofubi kaiju toys of my mascot!! Like these:

In all kinds of fun colourways and plastic-types.

[shevek]

Ironically that means I would run the store, but I wouldn't sell anything, since I am Odonian and selling things would be propertarian I guess you can get some holum to make clothes or paper.

[robkies]

bits? 64 bits? named rob? i mean i have no idea why anybody would buy 64 bits but good for them. shoutout to all bits buyers out there

[Cobra!]

Guess I'm running a snake shop, then.

[bugfeli]

bugs and cats! they would have to be separated heavily, i don't want anything bad happening to the bugs!! if i got to choose i'd sell centipedes/millipedes and black cats.

[Absentmind]

tv static 

[malice]

the malice from legend of zelda: breath of the wild

[grovyle]

Nothing, because a store full of grovyle items is a store full of things I don't want to get rid of  I'd be like those old guys in history channel that want to sell their old stuff for thousands of dollars so no one would buy it haha

[teatime]

i guess im one of those places that has tea parties? or i sell tea and the concept of time 

[Daryl Sun]

Erm, I guess I'm selling the sun?

[necrosia]

Erm.... I guess I would sell elaborated and whimsical hitman services ?

[sokil]

i would be selling falcons..... not sure i like the thought of that