You own a store, but you can only sell your username. What do you sell?

[CytricAcid]

Do I only sell pure citric acid, or does this count for selling all things that *contain* citric acid? I'd hope the latter.

Sour gummies and citrus fruit?

[SquidDied]

calamari ig lol

[beating hearts bby]

beating hearts from babies

[Bede]

Pink, fairy-themed, cutesy things I suppose. But specifically with bitchy quotes on them. Pastel pink shirt with lace that says, "I don't identify as nonbinary, I am nonbinary," and then "I identify as a bitch" on the back.

If you don't know who my username is referencing, I imagine this would be very confusing for you

[thesolitarygamer]

A place that sells single player video games. Take that EA

[Guest]

I suppose I sell fully set up GNU/Linux machines?

[skull-aton]

I guess I sell Skulls by the Ton! 

[starbreaker]

sentient demon-killing swords forged from a stable transuranic heavy metal not yet seated at the periodic table

[anglade]

ethically questionable marine biologists

[watermelon3y3s]

watermelon

[bellflower]

Single bellflower and bouquet of bellflowers.

[ZappaMaestro]

Well... I guess I'm selling nothing but Frank Zappa albums then lol! 

[appleAlc]

Apple Cider et cetera, I suppose : 3

[dotmidi]

HEHE i won the lottery with this one if i get to sell physical midi files, i would make my own completely new musical format!! and you could collect all the midis of your favorite hit songs, it would be similar to a record shop 

[jorts]

i could just sell jean shorts. or jean forts. or jacuzzi ports. so many options, so many different sources of the jorts abbreviation