You own a store, but you can only sell your username. What do you sell?

[krish]

Butter!

(This is referencing the fact that the Hindu god Krishna had an affinity for butter as a child  )

[Icey!]

I sell the highest quality frozen watermelon in all of melonland! Using the most expensive and unnecessary process for production! (1 dolar each)

[devils]

Come get your demons and imps, everyone! Demons and imps at the best prices!

[Icey!]

Come get your demons and imps, everyone! Demons and imps at the best prices!

What a deal! I'm selling my soul right now!!!

[lars]

i would be selling copies of me. $2 each, take it or leave it

[KittyTheKat]

Kitties!!! Buy them fast because I don't know how to take care of a cat!!!     

[cuplike]

cup-shaped objects that aren't actually cups

[itspencilz]

Guess I'm a stationery store, specifically only graphite writing materials.

[minttea]

I guess it's a café, since well, mint tea. Its probably a whole selection of mint teas, though, and I might sell a hot chocolate with a mint tea base, for the variety.

[night-at-the-musian]

Hm... probably NatM merch! DVD copies, games, toys, and whatnot. I'd also probably sell compilations of my voice work, like a fanfic reading album. (Were those ever a thing? Physical audiobooks of fanfic?)

[spiders]

you know those fake spiders with a string attached? thousands of that. that's the main thing. if i could chose to sell more stuff it'd be other fake bugs and cat plushies

[crow-queen]

your one-stop shop for crow and other corvid themed merchandise. especially plushies.

[schiavona]

Italian Renaissance Swords I guess!

[Fish]

Fish. Debating on if I'm selling pets or food...maybe some really good fish fry