You own a store, but you can only sell your username. What do you sell?

[petrichoran]

rain, i guess? but petrichor is the smell of rain hitting the earth, so maybe bottled rain with dirt in there?

[Memory]

 flannel (butch) and halloween decorations (bonez)

[flowers]

hmmm i wonder.....

[Nickolox]

Nick's Locks... come and get em while you can
It sounds so very silly, I love it

[Junebug]

Small beetles that you somehow never see the rest of the year. All they do is fly around in the month of June looking for light sources to bump into. They soon die and litter your floor and desk with their small insect corpses. Also, they're only available in June.

Terrible product, gets the worst reviews on Consumer Reports.

[Memory]

Nick's Locks... come and get em while you can
It sounds so very silly, I love it

Those sound delicious 

[kepler-16b]

there is one item stocked, and it's an exoplanet which is a part of a three-body system. delivery is not included.

[Memory]

hmmm i wonder.....

quite a predicament

[candycanearter07]

Either its selling rocket launchers, candy canes, or random pieces of art. Whichever way it goes, its still a pretty good store.

[nana7828]

i think i would sell nanas...But nana doens't exist Soo i should Sell nana plushies

[Phoenix]

I'd probably make an absolute fortune and also cause many, many issues I imagine. Dont think things would go well if anyone could buy their own phoenix! 

[Yoylecake420]

I'm selling yoylecake with weed in it.

[Snackish Magpie]

Oh no... maybe people should be careful of wandering into my shop, especially if they have any food on them 

[serenibee]

I guess I'm selling peaceful bees?? Idk who would want to buy them but okay,

[futurearcana]

I guess I would sell arcane trinkets from the future... so advanced technology?