You own a store, but you can only sell your username. What do you sell?

[nuclearblues]

two options:
a horrible weapon, the proliferation of which have led to severe consequences on the political interactions of nation-states have been disastrous and unequivocally changed the very nature of human existence;

or preferably, blues music from the cold war period. absolutely wonderful music, though that may have a bit of a limited scale when it comes to trying to properly maintain a store :P

[blueiris080906]

blue iris flowers (i believe they look like this):

[Memory]

Musical instruments and computers I suppose

[Yoylecake420]

yoylecake and weed

[crazyroostereye]

I would be every Witch and Wizards favorite store.

Selling Rooster eyes.

[Memory]

each letter of my username is available on opensea as an NFT starting at the low cost 0.296573$ETH. this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to own a part of web history. you may even be able to flip it for 10x the initial value!
D05'T M1$$ 0UT 05 TH1S 05E BR0Z!!!!!!!

[CrypticEyes]

A bunch of necklaces with eyes on them, covered in cryptic unknown languages. All of them are gold, with the language being overlaid in a green-emerald like stone, that you're not quite certain of what it actually is...not quite emerald, in fact it's something you've never seen before, but rings familiar in a small facet of your mind.

[AY38910]

bits? 64 bits? named rob? i mean i have no idea why anybody would buy 64 bits but good for them. shoutout to all bits buyers out there

I bit them. Can I take a byte?
*bait
*beat
*bear
*boat
*bore
*bite

I sell soundchips: YM2149F, KC89C72, T7766A, WF19054...(these are all spinoffs of the AY-3-8910)

[wraith]

this pretty much either makes me some kind of ghoulish real estate agent for castles. three grifts in one. if you don't like the place, pick up an ouija board and try again.    

[Codachrome]

photo films of kodak brand specifically

[musicobsessed107]

Hell yeah, it would be a music store. I'd be selling some cool CDs, CD players, MP3 players, boomboxes, etc. :)

[killerscreen]

Televisions...but with regards to that first part. Is it just slang for "really good"? Or am I selling you something that is going to somehow murder you. I don't know. Find out

[juanp32]

i sell pizza, papa johns specifically (since juan is the spanish version of john)
also the letter p
and system32 too (the 32 in  my username come from thta)

[AnIzzi0t]

...I guess people named izzy?? who are idiots :]

coomeee and buy your children! get your children named Izzy here!!!/j

[haumeaGeth]

Apparently I'm the regional manager for the geth adoption centres on Haumea-