absurd security questions

[j]

you live in a world where the security questions you're asked for on signup pages are absurd. no more "in which town was your first job?" or "what was your childhood best friend's name?"!

what's your security question and answer? (obviously don't post any security questions or answers that you [plan to] use!)

here's mine:

Q: which flavor lampshade do you like to snack on?
A: fizzy red

[DiffydaDude]

The year is 199Ꮬ, and you glopck your ȝormpt for the firth time; what do you gnorp gnorp?

[cursedcalendar]

q: when you think of stupid things you did when you were a child, what's the first thing that comes to mind?

a: when i was in kindergarten i wrote "i love you" on a bunch of pieces of paper during indoor recess and put it in everybody's mailboxes (the little cubby things near the front door) i ended up wasting all the paper