Untrue Facts

[Melooon]

I would like a place to share facts that are not true 


Fact 1: Ideas are stored in your teeth and dentists are always trying to steal peoples ideas! The only reason you don't notice is because when you have a tooth removed you forget the thing it stored 

Fact 2: In Roman times Carrot racing was a serious sport! Carrots would be lined up and people would watch them for hours to see which carrot was the fastest 

Fact 3: Morris dancers are a serious issue in the UK, people have to hide in there houses while hoards of Morris dancers roam in the streets 

[e-]

Most people don't know that the earth's volcanos were actually built by an ancient species of hyperintelligent wildebeests as geothermal powerplants to provide heat and electricity for their global society. This was approximately 16 million years ago. When the wildebeest became spacefairing they immediately removed all traces of their habitation except the power generators wich were too big to dismantle. It is unknown why they did this. There is solid evidence to suggest to this day our volcanos can still be remotely activated and that the wild space wildebeests are planning to hold humanity hostage as leverage to tie the hands of the league of galaxies so they can tunnel illegal wormholes to the dark realm and make war on the Epocrofells who instigated the Big Bang and no one believes me but I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS and if we stop all this petty infighting and solicit the support of enough local type 3 civilizations we may overt our own doom as well as a cruel and smelly occupation of the entire local group!!!!

[lakes]

• Media piracy actually involves finding a buried treasure chest of lost media before it can finally be uploaded to your favorite site.
• Dentists feed your ideas/teeth to moths. So they can grow stronger by the day without the need for clothes.
• The ocean stores your dreams after you wake up, but no one knows because they're at the bottom of the ocean.

[littlelum]

This statement is false.

[MrsMoe]

Did you know that dinosaurs had big ears but everyone forgot because dinosaur ears don't have bones?

:P

[Dan Q]

Did you know that sharks can smell a drop of blood in the water from miles away?

And that Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.

Also: it's dangerous to go swimming shortly after eating because your blood will be concentrated around your stomach and not available to your muscles, which increases the risk of cramp.

(Am I doing this right? )