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« on: December 03, 2021 @360.68 »

Today during my lunch I overheard a couple of kids arguing over whether or not cereal was a soup.

Have you overheard anything weird or funny? post below! :wink:

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« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2021 @374.38 »

i used to keep track of these! here's one i found:

a guy with a yoga mat: "...it's THAT that makes me feel rich. not the money in my bank or wallet"
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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2023 @168.25 »

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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2023 @423.47 »

"...so the cities are getting larger, but nature is getting smaller..." - Two children I passed by for a second when I was biking a few days ago :notgood:

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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2023 @878.16 »

One day I overheard some guy with a heavy Italian American accent exclaiming "Whaddayou, a RAT?" somewhere near my house. I still have no clue what the other person could've done to get compared to a rat.

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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2023 @888.98 »

"...so the cities are getting larger, but nature is getting smaller..." - Two children I passed by for a second when I was biking a few days ago :notgood:

That's really insightful tbh

I think the best thing I overheard was at a Magic The Gathering night at my local game store

"I'm gonna stroke your monk" then a couple minute later the same guy started singing "my sharona" xD

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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2023 @973.98 »

" Dude, seriously? Don't do that, we already talked about it. "

A man to his bulldog, very disappointed, it seemed like he didn't want the dog to lick the pavement. Idk why it was doing that... delicious rocks, maybe? I love overhearing people having conversations with their pets.

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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2023 @163.07 »

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I'm not sure if it was 40 jelly beans. It could have been some other amount of candy, but I don't remember.

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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2023 @220.14 »

guy 1: "honda civic?"
guy 2: "honda civic."
guy 1: "a honda civic?"
guy 2: "honda civic, man!"
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« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2024 @638.82 »

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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2024 @764.99 »

Heard a guy quote a Hellraiser movie on his way out of the men's room: "I am so exquisitely empty."


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