Things you've overheard?

[DoctorScreech]

Today during my lunch I overheard a couple of kids arguing over whether or not cereal was a soup.

Have you overheard anything weird or funny? post below!

[xandra]

i used to keep track of these! here's one i found:

a guy with a yoga mat: "...it's THAT that makes me feel rich. not the money in my bank or wallet"

[lulu]

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"Do you think I'm really gonna make you a bowl of dog food? I know I'm a b***h Tiffany, but damn" - overheard a neighbor saying this while I was in my backyard :D

[sig]

"...so the cities are getting larger, but nature is getting smaller..." - Two children I passed by for a second when I was biking a few days ago

[Commodorn]

One day I overheard some guy with a heavy Italian American accent exclaiming "Whaddayou, a RAT?" somewhere near my house. I still have no clue what the other person could've done to get compared to a rat.

[SilkSkull]

"...so the cities are getting larger, but nature is getting smaller..." - Two children I passed by for a second when I was biking a few days ago

That's really insightful tbh

I think the best thing I overheard was at a Magic The Gathering night at my local game store

"I'm gonna stroke your monk" then a couple minute later the same guy started singing "my sharona" xD

[Necrosia]

" Dude, seriously? Don't do that, we already talked about it. "

A man to his bulldog, very disappointed, it seemed like he didn't want the dog to lick the pavement. Idk why it was doing that... delicious rocks, maybe? I love overhearing people having conversations with their pets.

[Rol]

"...and then 40 jelly beans fall out of his shirt!"
I'm not sure if it was 40 jelly beans. It could have been some other amount of candy, but I don't remember.

[13BECC]

guy 1: "honda civic?"
guy 2: "honda civic."
guy 1: "a honda civic?"
guy 2: "honda civic, man!"
guy 2: "damn bro, that's crazy"
guy 1: "yeah man, i'm sayin'"

i think it was a honda civic

[Melooon]

“I’m so excited to just go home and have a big massive cry” - one of the staff in a cafe today 

[starbreaker]

Heard a guy quote a Hellraiser movie on his way out of the men's room: "I am so exquisitely empty."

[Memory]

When I was 10 , I had a turtle and my parents were planning to get rid of it. I woke up at 6am for no apparent reason to hear my mom talking on the phone with my grandma on the most humane way to kill a turtle. Which in case you don't know (at that time at least) it was to pull out their brain through their nose. I started crying my eyes and eventually my mom decided to just give it away.

[Audball]

Back in middle school there was a kid nicknamed Phim who I constantly would overhear only during the weirdest parts of whatever he was talking about.

I barely remember any of them now except for one. It was Technology class and we all split into groups of two and Phim was in a different group but right across the table from me. I was diligently working away when I just hear him say to his partner.

"...but if she breaks up with you, that's ok, because you can just eat her."

He was talking about the pros and cons of having a girlfriend made entirely of chocolate.

Oh middle school...

[BlazingCobaltX]

I was working from a cafe somewhere last year and had a conference call. During it, this lady next to me was telling a story to someone over the phone, and the only thing that was audible to both me and my colleagues on the call was "[...] sex with grandma [...]". The complete lack of context took all three of us out.

[candycanearter07]

“I’m so excited to just go home and have a big massive cry” - one of the staff in a cafe today 

Honestly, that's something I feel a lot so I don't have any problem with that.

"...and then 40 jelly beans fall out of his shirt!"
I'm not sure if it was 40 jelly beans. It could have been some other amount of candy, but I don't remember.

Oh man someone was smuggling candy in!!