Things you've overheard?

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Things you've overheard?

« on: December 03, 2021, 08:39:23 am »

Today during my lunch I overheard a couple of kids arguing over whether or not cereal was a soup.

Have you overheard anything weird or funny? post below!


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Re: Things you've overheard?

« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2021, 08:59:06 am »

i used to keep track of these! here's one i found:

a guy with a yoga mat: "...it's THAT that makes me feel rich. not the money in my bank or wallet"


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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2023, 05:02:17 am »

"Replying to very old topics is sometimes called Necroposting this is totally fine to do on the MelonLand Forum and you are encouraged to respond to old topics." - forum community guide

"Do you think I'm really gonna make you a bowl of dog food? I know I'm a b***h Tiffany, but damn" - overheard a neighbor saying this while I was in my backyard :D


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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2023, 11:09:48 am »

"...so the cities are getting larger, but nature is getting smaller..." - Two children I passed by for a second when I was biking a few days ago


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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2023, 10:04:33 pm »

One day I overheard some guy with a heavy Italian American accent exclaiming "Whaddayou, a RAT?" somewhere near my house. I still have no clue what the other person could've done to get compared to a rat.


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Re: Things you've overheard?

« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2023, 10:20:08 pm »

Quote from: sig on April 03, 2023, 11:09:48 am

"...so the cities are getting larger, but nature is getting smaller..." - Two children I passed by for a second when I was biking a few days ago

That's really insightful tbh

I think the best thing I overheard was at a Magic The Gathering night at my local game store

"I'm gonna stroke your monk" then a couple minute later the same guy started singing "my sharona" xD


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Re: Things you've overheard?

« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2023, 12:22:32 am »

" Dude, seriously? Don't do that, we already talked about it. "

A man to his bulldog, very disappointed, it seemed like he didn't want the dog to lick the pavement. Idk why it was doing that... delicious rocks, maybe? I love overhearing people having conversations with their pets.


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Re: Things you've overheard?

« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2023, 04:54:49 am »

"...and then 40 jelly beans fall out of his shirt!"
I'm not sure if it was 40 jelly beans. It could have been some other amount of candy, but I don't remember.


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Re: Things you've overheard?

« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2023, 06:17:00 am »

guy 1: "honda civic?"
guy 2: "honda civic."
guy 1: "a honda civic?"
guy 2: "honda civic, man!"
guy 2: "damn bro, that's crazy"
guy 1: "yeah man, i'm sayin'"

i think it was a honda civic


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