Things you've overheard?

[DoctorScreech]

Today during my lunch I overheard a couple of kids arguing over whether or not cereal was a soup.

Have you overheard anything weird or funny? post below!

[xandra]

i used to keep track of these! here's one i found:

a guy with a yoga mat: "...it's THAT that makes me feel rich. not the money in my bank or wallet"

[lulu]

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"Do you think I'm really gonna make you a bowl of dog food? I know I'm a b***h Tiffany, but damn" - overheard a neighbor saying this while I was in my backyard :D

[sig]

"...so the cities are getting larger, but nature is getting smaller..." - Two children I passed by for a second when I was biking a few days ago

[Commodorn]

One day I overheard some guy with a heavy Italian American accent exclaiming "Whaddayou, a RAT?" somewhere near my house. I still have no clue what the other person could've done to get compared to a rat.

[SilkSkull]

"...so the cities are getting larger, but nature is getting smaller..." - Two children I passed by for a second when I was biking a few days ago

That's really insightful tbh

I think the best thing I overheard was at a Magic The Gathering night at my local game store

"I'm gonna stroke your monk" then a couple minute later the same guy started singing "my sharona" xD

[Necrosia]

" Dude, seriously? Don't do that, we already talked about it. "

A man to his bulldog, very disappointed, it seemed like he didn't want the dog to lick the pavement. Idk why it was doing that... delicious rocks, maybe? I love overhearing people having conversations with their pets.

[Rowan]

"...and then 40 jelly beans fall out of his shirt!"
I'm not sure if it was 40 jelly beans. It could have been some other amount of candy, but I don't remember.

[13BECC]

guy 1: "honda civic?"
guy 2: "honda civic."
guy 1: "a honda civic?"
guy 2: "honda civic, man!"
guy 2: "damn bro, that's crazy"
guy 1: "yeah man, i'm sayin'"

i think it was a honda civic

[Melooon]

“I’m so excited to just go home and have a big massive cry” - one of the staff in a cafe today 

[starbreaker]

Heard a guy quote a Hellraiser movie on his way out of the men's room: "I am so exquisitely empty."

[BUTCHBONEZ]

When I was 10 , I had a turtle and my parents were planning to get rid of it. I woke up at 6am for no apparent reason to hear my mom talking on the phone with my grandma on the most humane way to kill a turtle. Which in case you don't know (at that time at least) it was to pull out their brain through their nose. I started crying my eyes and eventually my mom decided to just give it away.