Help me write the Ozwomp lore!

[appleAlc]

With regards to the gender discussion, perhaps Ozwomp is male in the way a boat or car is female, if that's an understandable comparison? Or he's perhaps a masculine (perhaps specifically puerile? he feels somewhat like a puer aeternus) personification of the universe, or its nebulous soul / will given a ring-shaped body?

[Melooon]

I was recently sent this image, which appears to be actual footage of Ozwomp spotted at the centre of our very own galaxy! 


https://edition.cnn.com/2022/05/12/world/milky-way-center-black-hole-image-scn/index.html

[teatime]

OZWOMP CONFIRMED    i hope he's having a good time eating things black-hole style 

[Memory]

Our universe is, as has long been suspected, a virtual simulation. Created by higher dimensional beings motivated primarily by boredom. These Creators knew that it was only a matter of time before the ever-curious humans discovered the base code of their stimulated cosmos and became potentially dangerous.
Thus The Creators programed an Entity of Chaos. who's purpose it is to fly to any point where humans are on the cusp of discovering the limits of their simulation--and fumble all attempts at understanding. OZWOMP. THE GREAT CONFUSION.
Ozwomp has been called many things: The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, Dark Energy, Quantum Theory. But these are merely timid shouts into the abyss. Ozwomp is all that cannot be understood. To say what Ozwomp is is to say what is north of the north pole, or what happened before time. Ozwomp is the counter force of knowledge itself.
In order for Ozwomp to fulfill its purpose, it couldn't be programed with any predictability. therefor it is the only entity in the universe that even it's creators cannot control, or even delete. The Creators are counting on Ozwomp to act only for it's intended purpose. However, the more humans attempt to expand the limits of their knowledge, the more active, and the more creative Ozwomp becomes....

Nothing now can predict or control the fate of all reality.

Nothing.

But Ozwomp.

[Melooon]

Ozwomp is all that cannot be understood. To say what Ozwomp is is to say what is north of the north pole, or what happened before time. Ozwomp is the counter force of knowledge itself.

Im not sure about him being a counter to knowledge - that seems a bit negative - but I love the idea of chaos as a positive force and Ozwomp living in the spaces between knowledge and myth

The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, Dark Energy, Quantum Theory

This is a super fascinating idea as a way of coming up with what kind of force exists to power him and how he might effect the world around him. All energy is just energy, its not good or bad - so I like the idea of including darker forums of energy and reclaiming them as more altruistic forces of the universe

Thank you for this post its got some really inspiring stuff in it!

[Rol]

i can imagine ozwomp likes to spin around really fast until he gets dizzy just for the fun of it.

They're just like me!!