Corrupt a wish!

[candycanearter07]

granted but ace is interpreted as its blackjack value and you get 11%

i wish people liked me

[rnottelovesowls]

granted but now you have a burning hatred for humans

i wish healthy food was cheaper than unhealthy food

[snufkin]

granted! but due to a narrow definition of "healthy," sugar-rich fruits are deemed unhealthy, and now a single grape cost half a month's income.

i wish i could be in the mountain wilderness every day

[juanp32]

granted but you cant get back home

i wish ram was cheap again

[504slashdiv]

i wish ram was cheap again

granted, the price of buying rams (the living, animal livestock) go down considerably.

i wish magic systems had some kind of legal system so we dont have to argue over wish interpretations like this

[snufkin]

granted, but the New Magic(ks) Legal Code, 31st Edition, spans 12 600-page volumes and cannot be contained in a digital medium

i wish i had more than 2 arms so i could do many crafts at once

[juanp32]

granted but you cant control them
i wish i had a good pc and not a shitty hp laptop

[lakes]

granted but it costs over $2,000 and your shitty laptop only sells for $2
i wish i could fly

[Squidiottt]

granted! you are turned into a fly

i wish i could come up with a better wish

[juanp32]

granted, but you cant come up with anything else
i wish i could teleport

[Noah_S]

Granted, but you can't pick where you'll end up

I wish my hand would stop itching

[CrabbyJade]

granted but now your back itches

i wish i was actually a deoxys

[Yoylecake420]

Granted, but your form changes at random.

I wish vs Tabi Ex BF took place in Faerieland (Neopets).