Corrupt a wish!

[lakes]

granted but you cant choose what you shapeshift into & it happens at inconvenient times
i wish i never had gas

[candycanearter07]

granted, have fun taking public transportation ;)
i wish i was cool

[lakes]

granted but you're only cool to the worst people & always feel a bit too cold
i wish i knew how to socialize

[AY38910]

Granted, except that it only applies to your least favorite animal.
I wish I was a synth and not a PSG

[juanp32]

granted. except that youre specifically a speech synth from the 80s.
i wish for world peace

[lakes]

granted but for that world peace, everyone dies
i wish i wasn't bad at interacting with people

[rnottelovesowls]

granted  but now, everything you say will be interspersed with profanities

i wish i knew how to carry and play the double bass

[lakes]

granted but you're too tired after carrying the double bass to even play it
i wish i had the energy to make my bed

[w8n8]

Granted, but your pillow will be too warm to sleep in.
I wish I had a garden of fruits and veggies.

[alexela64]

Granted but OOPS! All Gourds and Bitter Melons

I wish i had a cool dirt bike 

[Sam]

  granted congratulations! now you have a bike made out of dirt

I wish we got a new season of Smiling Friends that was just as good as the 3 previous ones, I miss Smiling Friends   

[lakes]

granted but the new season is only 2 episodes long
i wish i wasn't so easily angered today

[Memory]

3.. 2.. 1.. gRaNtEd!! yay 
you’re now easily angered for every day except today for the rest of your natural life ^o^

i wish exam season would be over already :’)

[lakes]

granted but to make up for it, you have, not one, but TWO exam seasons next year
i wish people didn't gift me clothes all the time

[IceBear]

granted, but now no one gifts you anything at all

I wish I could ace my university mathematical statistics final o7