Corrupt a wish!

[AY38910]

Granted, now you're double your current height! But it's because your head is the same size as the rest of your body...
I wish the old ZX booted again.

[shapezncolourz]

Granted, now you're double your current height! But it's because your head is the same size as the rest of your body...
I wish the old ZX booted again.

granted! any/all other devices you own break </3
i wish i was able to beat PEAK on the highest difficulty (the mountain climbing game - i'm SO hyperfixated)

[bugfeli]

granted, but the reboot absolutely kills the lore
i wish i was taller

granted, but you are now also a baller... with a girl who looks good (and you could call her!), a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a six-four impala!

granted! any/all other devices you own break </3
i wish i was able to beat PEAK on the highest difficulty (the mountain climbing game - i'm SO hyperfixated)

granted, but afterwards, you are teleported to the top of a mountain in real life, time to head back down!


i wish i had a case of energy drinks in my fridge 

[AY38910]

Granted but they're broccoli flavor
I wish I knew how to speak Japanese

[Yoylecake420]

Granted but you all of your sentences have swear words in them.
I wish all Trump supporters died painful, bloody deaths.

[AY38910]

Granted but the death is a nuke that blows up thd entire world.
I wish I had nachos right now

[AnIzzi0t]

granted, but your nachos are engulfed in an invisible cloud of carbon monoxide.

I wish to travel back in time so I can replace David shiner as the cat in the hat in the original seussical

[juanp32]

granted but timeline corrupts and the show (?) no longer exists
i wish i was better at 6502

[lakes]

i wish i was better at 6502

granted but your other skills degrade in quality
i wish i was more atheletic

[ZoranaDragon]

GRANTED! However you will forever be stuck running everywhere you go. No cars, busses, trains, bikes, planes, or any other form of transportation. Just running.

I wish I was in a pokemon universe.

[AY38910]

Granted. You're the bench Ash is currently sitting on.

I wish I wasn't a literal soundchip

[lakes]

granted but now you're a corn chip that's about to be eaten
i wish there were more hours in the day

[noahie]

granted but now you're a corn chip that's about to be eaten
i wish there were more hours in the day

Granted, now there are 657,000 hours in a day.

I wish I didn't have to eat food and that I stay at a healthy BMI for life.

[lakes]

Granted, now there are 657,000 hours in a day.

I wish I didn't have to eat food and that I stay at a healthy BMI for life.

granted but now you are a skeleton with heavy bones
i wish i felt slept better

[rnottelovesowls]

granted. now you always fall asleep at 10 PM and wake up at 7 AM on the dot

i wish i could flawlessly play the bass guitar