Corrupt a wish!

[Yoylecake420]

Granted, but the computers whisper bad stuff towards you.

I wish Marth was in Papa's Pizzeria.

[Còbra!]

Granted, but he only appears in a poster in the background, which is like 5 pixels in size.

I wish I could draw well

[robotickyuu]

Granted, but you forget how to communicate in any other way (like verbal & written communication etc.) and now you have to communicate via drawing for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a dog

[appleAlc]

The dog has no skin. It is not distressed by this, but it has no skin and is incredibly wet.

I wish I had a house.

[candycanearter07]

Granted, here you go:


I wish tech companies would stop being evil

[kasperkat]

granted, but now the tech no longer functions :3

I wish i had a dog

[Memory]

granted, but now the tech no longer functions :3

I wish i had a dog

granted, the dog is a chihuahua so it thinks it can defeat anything and is aggressive.

I wish i knew html and css better (I couldn’t rlly think of anything to wish for accept this.) 

[nebvla-north]

granted, the dog is a chihuahua so it thinks it can defeat anything and is aggressive.

I wish i knew html and css better (I couldn’t rlly think of anything to wish for accept this.) 

Granted but now that's the only two coding languages you are allowed to learn

I wish could have a job as a network engineer in IT.

[Yoylecake420]

Granted, but the job pays low.

I wish Roy and Lilina got married.

[AY38910]

Granted, but they're dead!
I wish Trump never won the elections.

[NoxidKin]

Granted.  He leads a successful coup instead, solidfying his position for decades.


I wish I had more time.

[AY38910]

Granted, but you can only spend it on moderating /pol/ and /b/.
I wish i had nachos right now

[sickseeds]

Granted! However, the nachos will always end up cold, and the cheese already spread on them has made the chips forever soggy, no matter the nachos you get

I wish i had bubble tea 

[Yoylecake420]

Granted, but the bubble tea tastes horrible.

I wish Lyndis was in My Singing Monsters.

[Symberzite]

Granted, My Singing Monsters has been bought by a creepy tech firm and is being launched as an NFT collection that somehow steals all of your credit card information.

I wish for suit of power armor!