Corrupt a wish!

[cuplike]

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 i wish for $10,000,000

[Didsy]

Granted, but it's locked in a secret bank account in the UK. The account is locked behind a £10,000 pay limit. Please send me £10,000 and your bank details and can unlock the account and sent you your money.

I wish for some darn peace and quiet.

[Memory]

Granted, but every hour you are forced to listen to harsh noise wall for one minute.

I wish I could change my hairstyle and hair colour instantaneously on command.

[cuplike]

granted, buy you'll experience total and irreversible hairloss in a timeframe between 6 months and 66 years


i wish for a cookie!

[Memory]

granted, but the cookie is very old and has spider webs on it.

I wish for a random wish

[Memory]

You get a random wish, but that random wish is one of the most common wishes, wealth.

I wish to be in a comedy high school anime.

[candycanearter07]

It gets cancelled after one season and you're now in limbo forever

I wish for a magic lamp

[Yoylecake420]

Granted, but when you rub it the genie dies inside.

I wish for a Court of Roses and Eddsworld crossover.

[Còbra!]

Granted, but the hard drive it was made on became corrupt and nobody made any backups.

I wish the lost films from the early 20th century were all found.

[wintermel]

granted  , but they were found at the bottom of the ocean, the actual footage unrecoverable.

i wish i could build a nice little house, a cottage maybe

[GhostGrrl]

granted but you don't get to live in it

I wish that I could fly

[Kallistero]

You can fly, but it's only because you're now so tiny that the air feels viscous like water!

I wish I was one with the universe

[Commodorn]

Granted; you have been burnt to ash and thrown into outer space to be slowly dispersed among the cosmos. Your ashes were also contaminated with glitter and a horrible disease that wipes out any species that happens to be enticed by your pretty sparkliness. Because of you, all life in this universe that has any sense of fun will be completely eradicated.


I wish everyone had a physical aura that I could see.

[Charbomber]

I wish everyone had a physical aura that I could see.

Sure, but auras are *REALLY BIG* actually so now you're functionally blind.



I wish I was an awesome technowizard hexcaster.......

[candycanearter07]

It's the 80s, have fun with underpowered tech!!

I wish I could be a computer whisperer