Corrupt a wish!

[plantovision]

Granted, you are incapable of experiencing any other emotion. (Don't go to funerals... ever.)

I wish I could shapeshift at will, reversibly. (Yer' gonna have to be creative with this one >:3)

[Memory]

Granted, but every time you shapeshift someone else you know does too, irreversibly.

I wish cartoons were real, ala Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

[plantovision]

Granted, cartoons are real and now you can finally watch them on your television. Congration, nothing has changed.

I wish I was good at 3D modeling in Blender3D.

[Còbra!]

Granted, you're good at 3D modelling on an old version of Blender that crashes constantly and nobody uses nowadays.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

[SilkSkull]

Granted, you no longer need to sleep, leading you to be so productive you crave sleep again

I wish for some damn snow

[Còbra!]

Granted, it snows in the room you're in right now, temperature plummets, and the snow eventually melts into water, ruining any electronics, books, movies or games you have.

I wish my anxiety would go away.

[Memory]

Granted. Your anxiety plans a nice trip to Mexico with all of your friends but leaves you behind to water its plants.

I wish I didn't need coffee to function in the morning.

[Còbra!]

Granted, now you need it for the rest of the day, almost non-stop.

I wish I could get Klaus on Blu-Ray

[Memory]

Granted, now you need it for the rest of the day, almost non-stop.

I wish I could get Klaus on Blu-Ray

Granted, but it's only in 144p.

I wish that the person who is gonna grant this wish won't have their's corrupt.

[Memory]

I wish that the person who is gonna grant this wish won't have their's corrupt.

Granted.

V̵̳̰͕̈̊̾ς̴̧̙̝͗̀̀୧̶̛̘̯̾̒ͅƐ̸̞̮̪̇̄̌⅃̴͉̹͕͗̈͠ì̵̫̻̠̃̚ઘ̷͙̦̗͑̑̕I̵̻̞͚̔̉͘d̵͚̖̠̂̾͒Ɛ̷̬̹̟͑̏͝ɔ̶̟͖̀̎͒ͅϱ̷̩̟̲̑̕͘Z̷̨̫͊̓̚ͅӚ̶̡͍̜́̽̾l̴̬̲̼̓͒̽ʞ̷͕̙͍͑̇̉Į̷̺̩̉̓͠H̶͇̝̗̏͆̕l̵̰̘̓͐͑ͅv̸̘̱̥̌̊̌b̵̦̝̫̾́͂Ƨ̸̙͔͎̈́́̚ઘ̴̡̩̞̌́͂ɿ̵̜͔̟͌̈́͂d̶͖̜̭̍̌̍m̴̡̼̝̂̊͛୧̷̺̺̟̊̑͂Ɛ̶̳̰̻͊̓͝I̷̮͎̯͆́͝H̸̜̫̣́͛̐Я̸̛̦͍͓̀͝v̴̤͉̖̎͋͊I̴̠̜̪͒̿̂Ǝ̸̖͚̜͑̿͗Ⴑ̸͚̲͇̋̄̅ʜ̶̬̱̈́̈͠ͅɔ̵͔̭́̓̐ͅς̶̨̨̯̊̈͠U̸͉̯͒̽͆ͅς̷̧̻̲͐̔͘И̸̺̦̘̃̏̿Ɔ̵̹͙͖̊́́ઘ̷̹͕̿̚̚ͅ0̸͖̙͍̏̀̔
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ī̴̫͔̄̇͜Ÿ̵̯͖̲̾̅m̵̢̛̲̺̊̏V̷͔̱̤̇͌̒γ̶̗͓̻́̂͛ɒ̴̟̯̞͊́̃X̵̭̤̞͆̉̂И̷̯̫̯̊͆̕o̵͍͙̣̾̆͒Ȋ̸̧̥̳̄͝Ә̷̼̬̰̑́͝Ⴑ̵͉̭̰̆̽̈ʜ̸̦̼͓̇͘͠Y̵̛̰̟̣̓̂ς̶̧̙̝̄͗̏ƨ̵̲͓̪̋͒̋ϱ̵̠̺̌̕͜͝Y̷̛̤̮͕̎͘X̶̯͔̻̿̊͛Ϙ̴̻̖̳̊͐̀ϱ̵͕̣̹̅̾͗d̸̪̹̠̊͋͛Ŵ̷̻̰̌̿͜Ų̴͈͍̌̕͝ϱ̴̨̖̤̾̍͒Y̵̧̛̳͓̿͆W̵̳̺͓̌̔͆ट̵̱̦̠͒͆̕ʞ̴̘̼͚͐́̽Ḯ̵̼͔͎̑͘Ә̸̡̜̺̃̾͝Ɩ̴̺̪̠̎̈̊ʜ̵̝͓͒̈́̿ͅɒ̷̗̰̗͑͐̈ς̸̥͖͙͗̎́U̸̡̢͔͑̏͝ϱ̶͚̱̥̋̿̇ɘ̶̡̻͖͋͋̏Ẁ̷̺̺͈͋͝୧̷̘̪͍͑͝͠Ɩ̴̬̥̭̃́͝ɔ̵̖̥̻͐͋̓ǐ̶̢͕̬̍͝ઘ̸̡͈̳̅̈́͑Ɛ̶̖̹͔̓͊͐ɒ̷̻̙͌͆̕͜X̸̫͉̜̄́̏И̵͙͓̲̑͘̚ọ̷͔̪̾̆̉⅃̵̡̬͕͛̏͝ϱ̷̹͎͚͊͆̏=̴̦̙̲̑̄̋=̵͕͚͈̉͊̕

[ZappaMaestro]

Granted! However...

T̶̢̙͗̆̏̄̆̀̃͋͝h̸̙͈͇̞̦͎̗̰̳͑̂̍͠͝e̵̫̗̐̚Ķ̷̛̠͇̬̯̞̖̰̭̋͆̈̓̚̕͜n̷͔͕̘͊͠o̷̰̳͗̅̑ẘ̶̬̤l̸͈̫̬̰̮͖̻̯̟̙̿̂͛̔̃͒̈́͘ȅ̵̡̧̺̜̦͙̹̱͖̽̏͑̎̄̆̕͘̕d̷͉͐̆̈͋ͅg̸̨̧̞͉̳̊͑è̴̪̼̪͔̟͓͚͖͔͑́̃̈̍̓Ỹ̷̡̼̲̖̮̟̼͙̾o̸̞̠̎̿ṷ̵̧̲̙͍͍͙̹̼͇̉͗̒̊̍͌́̒͘v̶̳͙͛͒̀͂ë̷̟̠̳͓̺̞͎̩̀͛̈́̑̒̉̆̅Ģ̷͍̱͕̙̲̟̣̙̰͌̏̅̿̋̎̏͝a̵̡͖̾̃̓̅̾͘i̷̧̧̱͇̗̼̠͎̰̤̓̃̚n̴̞̞̹͙̟̖̮̖̙͇͌͂̃̂́̋ë̵͚̭́̽d̶͈̰̟̙͂́̓͑̌́̄Ḩ̶̡̻̱̜̞̱̰̬̜͐̂̀́̅͌͘̚͘a̵̯̟̝̜͇̳̒̓̂͑̾̌̈́̌s̴̬̣͇̘͕͈̅L̷̖̉͑̉̚e̷̦͈̋̿̓d̴̼̿͘͘T̴͇͐̓͌͘͘͠ǒ̸̡͎͍Ţ̶̘̺̳̯̈́͜h̶̟̦͉̻͇̹̥̒͂̓͂̉̔͛͗͝é̵͖̲̱̩͎̬̞̔̍͘̚̚Ḑ̶̥̭̔̑̀̈́͋͛͐e̴̡̯͕͒̀s̸͎̹͍̞͚͎͔͚̽͜t̴̨̻́̈͂͐̃r̷̛̝̘̰̈́̈̓̎́u̶̢̢̖̪͔͉̖͖͎͗͋̂͒͑͌̆̈͠͠c̵̺͝t̵̫̫̗͎̀͑͌í̸̧͖̠̘̯̜̜̀̈͗̀̅͘̕͜͠o̷̡͎͉̅͋̑̔ń̶̹̲̫͇̘̊͂͊̉̆́̋̀͠ở̸̥̈́̏͋̊̆͘͝f̸̨̫̣͚̍A̸̻̰̝̻̾͑̇̾́l̸͚̝͖̭͙̂̈͐̓̏́͒͋̏̄l̸͔̱̅͑̚Ş̶͉͎̜́͛̀̍͒͋͝͝a̸̛͖̪̞͍͍̩̗̔͊̊͋͆̚n̸̯͗̑i̶͙̲͎̯̫͛͂̓̕t̶̞͔̬̭̘̼̫̤͆ͅÿ̵̡̛̬̰̯̯̳͓͖̗́̒̊̐̚ͅa̶͔͎̻̚͘͝s̸̞͖͕̼̪̮̖͐͌͛͑Ȳ̵̙̫̠͈̻̰͕̜̘͔̈́̋̇̍̇̽͝ô̷̡̡̧̢̭̻̳̝̩͝g̸̠̏̔͠S̶̢͕̙̤̳̳̃̂͒̐ọ̷̡̧̨͖̑͒͘͝t̵̺͍͈̝̊̓̅͑͊͠h̷̙̤̳̯͍̙͇̆̽͆ͅo̵̞̠̻̳͈̜̦̫͓͐̒t̵̨̨̠͔̝͇͍̠̆̂͆́̕h̷̟̰̉͆͋͑ṡ̵̨͓̝͎̯͈͎͇̍͝ͅͅl̴͔͘a̴͚͔̫͓̜̠̽̍ṳ̶̗̼̰̩̻̔̇̋̾́́̉g̷̞͉̻͌͆͐͌̀͠ḧ̸̳͚̳̣̝́̆͛ͅţ̴̯̺̯̫̙͑̿̌̄̕ě̴̢̨̯͇̠̹̬̱͙̪͑̄r̵̛̦̮̼͈̣̳̖̭̎͗̈́͑͂͗́̅͜͜f̶̢̛̳̙͙̳̘̼̥̎̌̅̐͋͜ͅi̴̤͓̣̝̥̒̔͊̒͜l̴̨̙̤̜̩̹̦͂͆̎̊͑͒̚l̴̢̘͎̪̜̻̿̿̚̚͘s̶̪͐̓́͊͘͝y̶̨̢̯̤̼̼͖̬̙͂͋͛ͅỏ̵̢͖͙̗̀̽̃͑̊ư̴̢̧̩̘͕̮͉̹̥͚̿͆̓̅͒͒ŗ̸̪͕̯͕̣̪͛̀̃̇ę̶̮̝̓̆͜à̶͔̜͇̦̖̦͇͛̉̈̾̿̊͝ͅͅř̶͔̖͎̱͓̱̦͇̺̿͋͆̊̔͝s̸̱͈͈̉̍̇͗a̸͖͉̳̿̈́n̶͉͚̠̫͍̘̞͊̀̃̓̊̌̈̕͝d̷̞͇̻̀̒̋̑y̷̝̪̹̳͆̌͗͊͊̾͝o̵͙͊̊̒̊̃ų̷͉͉̣̂͆̈̀̿͗̌ą̶̪̻̞͈͊̾r̸͚͍̗̭̹͎̀́̊͂̈́̓̌͊͜͝e̶͎̙͇̖̮̗̜̝͂̆͆̈́u̵̞͕̣̳͈̮͖͂̿̐̓͘ͅn̴̺̺̓̊̀͗̃̏͘̚͝ä̵̛̰̯̲̰̠̓̎̔͆͠ḃ̶̧̘͕̲̳̯̠l̷̜̤̖̼̃e̵̬̤͛̕t̶̪̮̳͚̻̹̀̉̀͌̑͊̑̚o̷͇͕͕̤͖̺̥͐c̵͈͔̭͕͚̖̮̜͗̎͌́̕̚͝o̸̟̝̤̹̱͎͐ͅm̵̤͚̞̳̲̩̳͓̈̓̈́ͅp̷̗̫̽̂͗̋̎̈̀̆̒̕r̵̺͍̻̎̀͆̊̿e̶̬̟̔̾͘͝ḩ̸̲̰̻̼̫̪̹͎̓͊̓̋̏̚̕e̶̖̹̒̏̀̓͒͊͛̚n̶̺̍d̴̼̬͈͋́͑̀̓̇̀͐͂͠t̴͙̥̜͔͈͙̯͚͎̍̀́͜h̴̯͈̰͕͎̲͍̜͓̅̎́̐ă̴̧̬͈̝͍̬̮͂͐̏̑̈͝ͅt̵̖͉̿w̷̥̫̱̩̓̇̀͆̿ḫ̷̨̟̙͇̞̦̎̃̋̀͌̕͜͝ͅi̴̡̢̨̠̟͕͎̝͙̓̀̋̚c̴̢̗͓̠̜̩̩̃h̶̺̫̱̩̏̾s̵̡̠͉̦̙̤̮̉u̸̪̍̈̌͂̈̀̚͝r̸̛̭͔̯̹̱̘̞̗̍͋̉̆̏̑̽̊̆r̸̦̜̾̉̀̾̄͠ǫ̸̹̼̰͚̰̤̮͔̣̈́̚ü̷̧͖̩̜̬͍̋̒̀̑̉͋̚͜ń̷̯̝̱̩͈̙̻̀͌̓d̷̙̖̳͑̀s̵͔̬̝͕͌ͅ ̸̧̧̤̲̪̲̜̖̓̆̌̊͊̓͒́͝y̶̳͆́͆̂̀̎̅͆ö̶̢̹͖̗̬͔̳̟́ů̵̡̨̳̥̱̬̏͑̀͜


I wish I could repair things by touching them.

[dotmidi]

I wish I could repair things by touching them.

They are repaired but are struck with Midas' Touch! but with.. butter? everything is butter now.

I wish to be abducted by aliens 

[cuplike]

They are repaired but are struck with Midas' Touch! but with.. butter? everything is butter now.

I wish to be abducted by aliens 

granted, but you won't survive

i wish i could teleport

[serenefork]

i wish i could teleport

Granted, but you can't choose the location!

I wish I had 100$.

[MrsMoe]

Granted, a meteor crashes through your house and causes immense damage. You already have to spend your $100 to pay for the damages, along with another $5,000.

I wish I was a shapeshifter.