Corrupt a wish!

[nymphaeaphoo]

Granted, you can now shapeshift into an elephant riding a unicycle (and nothing else).

I wish I could always tell whether someone was telling the truth or lying.

[Còbra!]

Granted, but people can tell when you're telling the truth or lying.

I wish I was happy

[JackFrost]

Granted, but everyone else around you is extremely sad at all times.

I wish whenever i hit a desk it made the ace attorney sound effect.

[SilkSkull]

Granted, You are stuck in an eternal court battle against Phoenix Wright

I wish my back would crack

[Còbra!]

Granted, your back is now broken

I wish I could time travel

[ZappaMaestro]

Granted, your back is now broken

I wish I could time travel

Your wish is granted! ...but you always end up on small islands after you time travel

I wish I had access to every book ever written

[SilkSkull]

Granted, they are all in hieroglyphics

I wish I could have a PC capable of running Cyberpunk 2077

[Còbra!]

Granted, it runs Cyperpunk at minimum settings at 5fps.

I wish I could travel through time.

[Deckade (Tolo)]

Granted, however you can now only travel through time and cannot move from your location ever again. I wish that there were more cool places on the internet.

[nymphaeaphoo]

Granted, I bestow upon you the confidence, ambition and drive to create more cool places on the internet.

I wish I could bake a potato just by holding it in my hand

[SilkSkull]

Granted, you are now permanently at potatoe baking temperature, welcome to hell!

I wish I could dance better

[Còbra!]

Granted, but you can only dance better in inappropriate situations, without music.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

[beanbag]

Granted. Congratulation, you received absolutely nothing corruptly. Or at all, really. Since I feel bad for you, I'm willing to grant you another wish (previous wish does not apply).

I wish the dishes would wash themselves.

[Memory]

The dishes do wash themselves now. All the time. They jerk away under your cutlery, spill your food, make a mess in the kitchen, all because they feel like they need to clean themselves constantly.

I wish I won't regret this wish.

[Còbra!]

Granted, everyone else is giving you weird looks for not feeling regret that you wasted a perfectly good wish.

I wish I was happy.